Testing...testing 1,2,3. Alrighty here we go. Listen up, the gods of Egypt- Ra, Horus, Osiris, Isis, Anubis- they're all real. What, did you think the oldest civilization on earth would just make up something like that? Sometimes they have kids with humans too, we call them demigods. In ancient times those demigods became great things: inventors, generals, pharaohs. And the gods just didn't disappear when Egypt fell either, no, they moved where the center of civilization was. First Rome, then Spain, France, England...and now they're here in America. The proof is everywhere, the Washington Monument in DC, the Luxor Hotel in Vegas. Humans may not know it but they've been paying homage to the gods for ages. And they're demigods didn't go away either, in fact, you might be one yourself.
You might think I'm crazy at first but you know I'm not. You've seen the signs. Strange things have probably been happening to you since the day you were born. Have you ever been reading something english and suddenly the words morph into strange little pictures? Those pictures are hieroglyphs, your brain is hardwired to read them. You've probably also noticed strange, shady people following you. The life of a demigod isn't all peachy keen, there are demons and monsters aplenty who would love to eat us for lunch. If you are a demigod there is nothing you can do, they can smell you. Just sit tight, your protector will find you soon.
For 5000 years the gods and their demigods have been upholding order, what the ancients called Ma'at. But chaos, isfet, is rising. I'm a diviner, I can see the future. War, natural disasters, the end of the world...it's all coming if we can't stop it. That's why I'm sending out this message. We need all the demigods we can get if we have a chance against the agents of isfet. So come to Camp Pharaoh, it's safe here and we will train you how to fight the nasties. We will see you there.
-Stay frosty