Lois Must Die

by mcskwerll

All his life, ever since he was born really, Stewie has wanted Lois dead. In this story you will find out if his life long dream will come true. Don't be fooled by chapter 1...................

1. Dream a Dreamer's Dream

Disclaimer: HAHA! You can't sue. Because this isn't mine!

Chapter 1

Stewie's Dream Come True

It was a dark and smelly night. Stewie and Lois were coming home from Stewie's new daycare. The road was wet; the car swerved. "Bloody hell woman! Can't you drive!" Stewie yelled." Hold on Angel." Lois tried to sound calm."Angel…………………?" At that moment Stewie fell out of the car………………..

"What the duce just happened?" Stewie asked Rupert, his best friend. Suddenly, Lois' body floated above the water. Stewie then realized that Lois was dead. He laughed manically.

Chapter two will be out May 25, 2005.