I don't own any of the anime used! (AN: THIS IS REALLY OLD BUT HEY!)
"Ramen."
"Meat."
"Ramen."
"Meat."
"Ramen."
"Meat."
"RAMEN!"
"MEAT!"
"FIRE! FIRE IS BETTER! YOU CAN'T COOK WITHOUT FIRE!"
"SHADDAP!"
"How on earth am I related to you guys?"
The pirate, the ninja, and the wizard all turned around.
"YOU HAVE BEEN CALLED TO SHONEN SUMMIT. SHUT YOUR MOUTH."
"Hey, looks like the little guys arrived."
"Who're you callin' little, you stupid rubber straw-hat?!"
"You."
"Why you…."
Luffy did not pay attention.
"You have dog ears!"
"Yeah, I have dog ears, what of it?"
"That's so cool! Can I touch them?"
"Back off, rubber boy."
The younger boys continued to argue for another 10 minutes, excluding the dandelion head, who just watched and asked himself why he was in the same group as these idiots. Finally, the door was flung open.
"I thought I heard somebody say something about ramen? And meat? Can I have some?"
All the younger boy's eyes widened.
"You came this year?"
"Well, yeah. I'm kind of the boss here."
"Well, anything the fans have to say?"
"Yeah."
"What?"
"To quote: STOP SAYING THE NAMES OF YOUR ATTACKS!"
End.