So I'm cosplaying as River, because River completely kicks ass and you can't be River Song without a diary and what kind of diary is blank? So I've been writing all of her adventures with and about the Doctor and I wanted to share them all with you guys! Thanks for taking the time to read them!
Hello Sweetie,
Yesterday I almost killed you, yet here you are giving me presents. That's so like you, wanting me to talk about you. Remember You. It's almost as if you want me to take a part of you with me wherever I go. I got the feeling from you that you've done this before; that we've done this before.
I haven't known you long, at least not being me; River Song. I would like to take this time to apologize for my younger self trying to kill you. As you know, that's what I was raised to do. I do not really have much else to say on the matter, other than the fact that it wasn't entirely my fault. So, I'm just going to apologize this once. But, if you tell anyone I just might have to kill you this time.
I've realized that you have the tendency to treat me as if we've had a million adventures together. But I've had none with you. Something just doesn't add up between us. I guess that's why you gave me this diary. You were always the clever one. I look forward to our next encounter.
Until then,
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