Twilight, in a nutshell…
One rainy morning, Edward awoke in his bed, rolled over, and got up. He rose to his feet and exited his room. Edward walked down the hallway and went downstairs to the kitchen. As he entered the kitchen, he noticed someone standing there…
Edward: Who are you?
TheBigT2000: No one important…
TheBigT2000 punched Edward in the face and he went down like a little bitch.
The End