Author's Notes: Raven meditates a lot. But what if, under this pretence, she's actually doing something else? A short series of spoofs based on "What Raven really gets up to" :P

1. Music

"I'm off to meditate." Raven announced to the crew, from where she was sat on the couch in the Ops/Living room.

Robin and Cyborg nodded, both very intent on their video game. Starfire nodded and wave at Raven, from where she was cooking at the Kitchen unit. Beast Boy was asleep, so he didn't do anything. Raven wondered if she should quickly cut his hair, but decided against it. His whining would kill her ears if she did.

So, the sorceress headed off with a brisk walk, pleased to be away from all that noise from those damned video games.

Of course, she reached her room fairly quickly, and entered her dark abode with relief, revelling in the quiet and the magical feel of her place.

However, she wasn't really here to meditate. It was simply her best excuse.

With a small smirk, she pulled an I-pod out from under her bed, along with a pair of head-phones, settled down onto her bed, turned on the music device, popped the head-phones into her ears, and switched it to whatever song popped up.

The first song that popped up was "Bad Romance." by that Lady Gaga person, and Raven sighed.

"Good old music..."

2. War

It was the same old, same old at the Titans Tower.

Beast Boy and Cyborg were engaged in their usual video game duel, the game being War for Cybertron, Starfire was cheering them on and Robin was drinking his coffee.

God bless coffee, with its miracle recovery powers and taste.

Anyway, BB and Cyborg were having a blast at their new game, playing Team Death-match as the Autobots. However, despite their teamwork and the fact they were doing really good, their team was losing.

"Aw! That really, really good player killed me again!"

"How?"

"Sniped me point-blank! SNIPER! At close range!"

"That person is really good. They already killed our two good players with just one Molecular Bomb."

Beast Boy pouted angrily as his character killed another player.

"Relax, BB. We'll probably never play against this kick-ass dude again."

Elsewhere

Raven smirked to herself in her room, on her secret X-Box, as her character massacred Beast Boy's for the seventh time that match.

"I love this game. Mainly because I get to kill Beast Boy."

3. Dolls

"Raven!"

The half-demon sighed with annoyance as Cyborg shouted her name outside her door.

"WHAT?"

"Wanna play EXTREME STANK-BALL?"

"NO! I'm meditating!"

"Sorry, just asking..."

"Well, no. So go away."

"'K. See ya'!"

Raven sighed again as Cyborg's retreating footsteps faded away.

"Honestly!" She grumbled. "I have better things to do then stank-ball." She then lifted up her puppet, which looked exactly like her, as well as the Starfire puppet. "Isn't that right, Mini-Raven? Now, do Mini-Starfire's hair while she does her toenails. Then you two can go outside and sunbathe."

4. Nap

Most often, Raven used the meditation just to score a free nap.

She loved naps.

They filled her with... nap-based-glee.

Sigh...

She loved naps.

5. Kung-Fu

Raven loved doing this.

Once again, she had told the others that she wanted to meditate and thus needed to be alone (Which meant "Send Starfire and BB out shopping or something.)

Anyway, in the safety and quiet of her beloved room, she slipped out of her leotard and cape and donned those white karate robe things Robin had brought back from his Quest. With a sigh, she turned on the small radio in her room on, and smiled to herself as a familiar song started to play.

Assuming a classic stance, she got ready to practice her own little brand of martial arts, as the wonderful song started:

"Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting!-"

Author's Notes: Hooray! Raven is a busy person, isn't she? XD

Feel free to send in lots of request for what she really gets up to when she's supposed to be meditating :P

Hope you like this new lil' spoofy series :D