Once there was a gurl named Bella so once she was getting huged by her uber sexy sparkly boyfrend ho she did not care about secretly. Edward said "How do you like vampires" and she said "I know but I will tell you later." and Edward left cuz Forks is rainy and he could not sprkle in da rain. And no peeps like da rain except Bella cuz Bella is not really a person. Edward was walking except he was special like a vampire is. Edward walked in shade beneath trees cuz vampires live in coffings for a good time of life.
Underneath the tree he saw a butiful godess woman who looked sort of like Bella except not becuz she looked sort of like me. Edward recognized the gurl as butiful cuz she looked a lot like Edward and Edward is smoky. "Hello I am Poisoin and that's my name I say." She stayed quiet so the Bella would not see them like talk and things. Poisoin was trying to think of things besides of Edward like ponies n laundry n quilts n stuffing so that she would not kiss Eddy cuz she knew he was loveing Bella cuz she had a sixth sense kind of like Edward but not like that cuz she doesn't eat people. Well she tried once but she was not a vampire so she just spit him up kind of in a johny.
Edward loves the butiful gurl and sayd to her, "I am Edward and I love you and someone else but nobody else but no one else so I really like you. And he sayd that when he meant that so it really counted. Then the rain fell and they kissed like in da best movies when rain falled and they both liked it cuz they got to be in da movie. Edward let them to a secret compartment in da tree and no one was there except the man who lived there so they made out for a while.
Unfertunately, they were ignorante cuz da Bella was knocking up the door. "Whos there" asking Poisoin and put her heds to dad or so she could hear the vibratons on there. "I am Bella have you seen my sparkly boyfrend Edward cuz I missed my zoo tycoon time to come look for him." Bella sounded very sincer excpt she was fony cuz she was really thinking about her stuped polar bears. She was concerned cuz polar bears were special to her cuz she used to live in Alaska when she was 2 and thts why she was pale and smalled nice and days where polar bears lived.
Unfurtuntly, Poision thought Bella was cared about Edward wo she hid behind the man who lived there and let Edward go towards with Bella so they could have sex. The next morning no one went to school cuz school is lame and no one goes there except a nerd. Instead everyone went to the beach.
No one liked Bella except Edward cuz he loves her. But today he loved Poisoin cuz he loves her to. Sadlay do she was mad at Edward for having sex with Bella so she wented to get laid a bunch sort of. But she was new and didn't know no guys even do she was butiful and da butiful woman get lated on a bunch of times. When Edward and Poisoin were going to the beach Edward got concerned cuz Poisoin looks like da kind of slut who wants to be da slut can look like. But Poisoin is not a slut cuz sluts are heartless. Edward does not stifle her boobs do cuz then he might get some :]