Peace everybody The Truth here with another one. Now the inspiration for this story came when I stumbled upon a funny picture of the Hoenn starters (Sceptile, Blaziken, and Swampert.) Chilling in a car. So get a snack and a drink, sit back relax and enjoy!

It was a calm, and peaceful outside Petalburg Woods. The sun was shining, the Taillow were singing as Blaziken and Sceptile were making their way toward a tree waiting for their longtime friend Swampert. Although Sceptile was very patient and was sitting on a branch chewing on a twig, Blaziken was sitting under the tree and she was ready lose it as she was getting tired waiting on the water and ground type.

"What's taking this guy so long, I'm going crazy over here?!" Blaziken said as she was filing her talons. "Aw come on give him a break you know he's gotta find good a magazine to read, and by the way don't you think your talons are sharp eno—whoa!" Sceptile said as he just barely avoided Blaziken throwing her nail file at him.

"Two things, first off these can never be too sharp(she said showing off her freshly sharpened claws), and second(at this point she turned her outstretched claw into a flaming fist) do not question what I'm doing!" "Alright, sheesh calm down it was only a question." "Yeah we'll your question almost got charred to ashes." Blaziken said barely being able to contain her impatience. "Why don't you just sit back and enjoy the rays girl? You're a fire type you should like this weather." Blaziken stood up and warned him, "Don't make me come up there and hit you with a Fire Punch." Sceptile flinched at the threat."It was only a suggestion."

After a few minutes Septile decided to leave the rowdy fire type alone as she was already angry enough waiting for Swampert to come out of his home. After about a half an hour later the water-ground type finally emerged from his half submerged home. "Finally we been waiting forever!" Blaziken shouted. "You know I was seconds away from getting burned to a crisp because of you." Sceptile said. "Really now? Are you sure you weren't trying to purposely piss her off again?" Swampert retorted. "Not this time I swear! I was asking her simple questions and she just all aggro on me!"

"Too bad you should of known by now that she isn't a patient Pokemon." Swapert said. The grass types eyes almost bugged out his head when he exclaimed, "Should of known?! You never told me this before!"

"You're right he didn't but I did. I told you multiple times I have little patience and your ignorance is one of the main things that wears it thin." Blaziken surprisingly calmer now.

"Well now that you're finally calm can we go now?" Sceptile asked. "Sure but I'm driving." "That ain't fair Blaze why you gotta drive? I can drive too you know and I'm a good driver!" Sceptile argued. "Right just like how you drove so good in Verdanturf Town, destroyed a fence and ruined Mrs. Vileplume's flowers right?"

Sceptile pondered this for a while. "Well… everything after that was good." "No it wasn't it got worse!" Swampert exclaimed. "Oh really now how could anything possibly of gotten worse?" "Well let's see after that you scared all her baby Oddish when you honked the horn." Swampert said. "Then you drove through the storage house and almost hit Kangaskhan while scaring her kid half to death." Blaziken added. "And to top it all off if that wasn't enough you crashed into the Rusturf Tunnel making all the Whismur in there cry and use Hyper Voice and Screech!" Swampert finished. "Yep and my ears are STILL ringing from that little fiasco you caused!" Blaziken said massaging her ears.

"Okay, okay so I'm not the best driver! But why can't Swampert drive?!" Sceptile questioned. "Because unless you want us to get pulled over for me trying to read and drive at the same time she's driving." Swampert responded. In the midst of Sceptile's complaining Blaziken started to get agitated again. "So what are trying to say Sceptile you don't trust me as a driver?" Blaziken said with venom dripping from her voice. "Well, uh yes?" Sceptile said reluctantly. "And what makes you so uneasy about me driving?" Her wrists flared up after and she was hoping he'd say something stupid. "It just that you know girls aren't that good a drivers and I think -

POW!

Sceptile couldn't even finish his statement when was hit with a vicious Blaze Kick that left a mean scar on his back. Blaziken was still a little heated but was calming down.

"You OK Blaze?" Swampert said while checking on Sceptile who was out cold. "I'm much better, you know I don't mean to be so pissy all the time but when he says some fuck shit like that I can't hold back anymore." "I hear ya and he wonders why I don't step sometimes when you attack him."

"He'll learn one day maybe. Now put him in the passenger seat and let's get him healed." Blaziken said, and Swampert nodded and put the grass type in the car and they went to Rustboro City and got Sceptile healed at the Pokemon Center.

"Thanks for you help." Blaziken said with a smile. "Anytime, and let me guess he was running his mouth again wasn't he?" Nurse Chansey said. "Yup, he loves pushing Blaze's buttons even if it means him getting his ass kicked." Swampert joked. "Yeah, yeah laugh it up can we just go already?" Sceptile said annoyed. "For once I agree with you Scep, come on Swampert let's go we've wasted enough time already. Catch you later Nurse Chansey!" Blaziken said as her Sceptile we're leaving the Pokemon center. "Right behind you!" Said Swampert he followed. "Have a nice day you three!" Said Nurse Chansey.

"So Blaze I was wondering where are we going anyway?" Sceptile asked. "I'm glad you asked we're going—" "On a trip in our favorite rocket ship swimming through the – ack!" Blaziken grabbed Sceptile by his throat. "Cut me off like that one more time and you'll be tasting my claws!" "Got it." She released her grip from his neck,

"Now then as I as was saying we're going on a trip more like a cruise through the region." "Sounds interesting enough will be like last time?" "Not at all Scep since someone competent is behind the wheel this time." Swampert said. "Now if you two are done flapping your cocksuckers in the wind I'd like to go now."

So then they we're off and in case you were wondering they were rolling in it's a 1972 Chevrolet Chevelle.

-Time Skip 1 hour—

"Blaze I'm bored can cut your hair with a Leaf Blade?" Blaziken almost immediately hit the brakes and her blazing fist at Sceptile, "Touch a single lock of my hair and you're gonna live to regret it!" "Hey Swampert how come whenever she threatens me you never help me out? You have a type advantage over her!" "Because if I did that it would give you permission to piss her off with no repercussions." Swampert said without looking up from his magazine. "Also I have 2 type advantages over her but even with that she'd still be difficult to beat." During the convo Blaziken continued driving. "Why is that?" "Because although I have a high special defense, I have low defense and you seem to forget that she is also a fighting type."

"Oh yeah that explains why she hit that Snorlax with a Sky Uppercut and knocked him in the ocean." "Exactly." Swampert said. "Hey Blaze why did you hit that Snorlax anyway?" Sceptile question. "He was blocking the way." Blaziken responded. "Ight then. HEY check it out Mt. Pyre let's go there!" Sceptile said excited. "No." Blaziken quickly said. "Why not, you afraid of the dead Blaze?" "No do you not remember what happened last time?"

"Figured that, you never remember when you do something bad" Swampert said. "But Blaziken and remember clear as ain't that right Blaze?" "Don't remind me I've never seen so many ghost types in my life." Blaziken shuddered. "Anyway it was the same day we were dumb enough to let you drive." "Don't you mean smart enough Swampert?" "No I know what I said now then it started when you started driving recklessly through route 122 and was skidding all over the road."

"I was drifting!" "Believe me I've seen drifting and that wasn't it, it looked more like Brian O'Connor in 2 Fast 2 Furious." "Hey that's cold man I have feelings you know!" Sceptile said pretending to be offended. "That right? Well when I actually Burt them let me know." "Anyway as the drawbridge was coming down you couldn't and went on the ramp and sent us flying toward the mountain!"

"So? We didn't hit anything when we went flying, did we?" "Of course not we landed safely and had a nice relaxing ride home." "Really?" "No Scep! After you sent us flying when we landed we destroyed 14 tombstones! As if that wasn't enough we wound up coming across some pissed off Haunter and Banette!" Swampert shouted. "Yep and then the Haunter used Hypnosis and put us to sleep." Blaziken added. "That's it?"

"No Scep it got worse, them they used Nightmare on us and that would have been torture for me if I didn't have Mint Berry on me." "You know you keep lot of stuff hidden in your hair got in there?" Sceptile said while trying reach for Blaziken's hair before getting punched in the face. "Oww! What gives!" "I thought I told you not to touch my hair!" "Anyway after you two had about 2 hours of torture I was able to get the ghost type to calm down and stop your nightmares."

"Good to know Blaze but why did it take you so long?" Swampert questioned. "Well for one thing the Haunter were very stubborn and the Banette weren't even paying attention to me when I was talking." "Wow I sure got us in some pretty deep dog shit when I drove didn't I?" Sceptile laughed nervously and scratched the back of his neck. "Yup and if we have our way you'll never drive again."