Hi Fluffy Unicorns! It's me, Dr. Death Defying.
I wish. It's just the queen of unicorns. Oh well.
I DO NOT OWN MCR OR ANY CELEBRITIES THAT SHOW UP. I do, however, own Lilianna.
Hope you enjoy!
"Miss Kejawis (AN, it's pronounced keh-jaw-vehs), I realize that you are not socially capable, but I demand that you remove those ear buds, NOW." I sigh, another moment, ruined by my teacher.
"Pi to the fifth times 63." I reply without opening my eyes.
"Wha- Oh. Yes, that is the answer. However, I was about to introduce our new student." I smile and recite before she gets a chance, "His name is Frank Iero. He is 5 foot, 4 inches tall. He weighs 127 pounds. He moved here from Belleville, New Jersey last week."
"Are you blind?" The boy asks, seemingly unfazed. "Just, by the way, I weigh 128 pounds. Not 127." I laugh, not opening my eyes, not responding. I sense someone sitting down next to me. The boy's elbow bumps mine and he flinches.
"I don't bite you know, all the time." I whisper to him, finally opening my eyes. "Hmm… you're cuter than I thought you'd be." He laughs nervously, "So you're not blind?"
"No. I'm not a stalker either; I saw your file on Hawk's desk when I came in. Photographic memory. It helps to close my eyes." He smiles, which makes him cuter. "I'm Lilianna." I state.
"Frank, but you know that." A ruler slaps on my desk.
"Mr. Iero, I suggest you not associate with… her." He and I respond by sticking out our tongues at her in unison. "Detention, Miss Kejawis. Mr. Iero, let this be your warning."
"I thought we'd been over this, Debbie. I do NOT take that name. It is simply Lilianna, nothing else. Also, I never actually GO to detention. Why try?"
"Must I contact your father?" I raise my eyebrow; she knows that my father is always too drunk to care. He's a slutty drunk as well. Last time she contacted him, it didn't turn out too well. Another won battle. Mrs. Hawk sighs and saunters off.
Whispers erupt in the aisle next to us. Of course they do, Miley Cyrus, the queen of the gossipy bitches, sits there. Katy Perry and Taylor Swift, as always, surround her.
"Do you want to sit with the guys and I at lunch?" I grin at Frank. He nods.
Please R&R.
My song of the day is Savior, by Black Veil Brides. I just can't get enough of it. It's so pretty.
I love you my Fluffy unicorns!
Till next time, never be afraid to keep on living.
