Yo, this is your favorite author sadi! Well heres another wacky story from my imaginations I hope you enjoy it. To find the pictures at .com/ if that doesn't work contact me.
Prologue:
Most boys would kill to understand how girls think.
Most girls wonder what goes threw guy's head.
Lucky for me I've had a taste of both worlds. My name is Kida Uzamaki, for odd reasons I started to be called 'Naruto Uzamaki', and instead of being the girl who I really am, I got swapped for being a boy…WTF?
Chapter one:
"Naruto is such a baka!!!Why do I have him on my team Iruka-sensei!?!" Screeched the classes bubble gum pink banshee.
"Who you calling a baka, you candy top bitch?" A boy who was about 5'7 with nap length blond and red hair, 3 whisker marks on each cheek, five piercings in the left ear. He wore a pure black chocker, black t'shirt with a red spiral on he front and back, black baggy cargo pants and black Chinese slippers. He looked very girly for a boy his age. His dark blue eyes glared into the banshees green eyes.
"Who do you think your talking to you asshole!? I'm better then you in every way, you dropout looser of a ninja!" Sakura hissed, arrogantly. Smirking as Naruto bowed his head and started to shake furiously.
"Well at least I aint a worthless good for nothing kunochi who doesn't take her job seriously and is only after a dumbass arrogant boy with no life except for his so called "revenge". I f you were as smart as you say then why the hell haven't you figured out that HE. DOESN'T. LIKE. YOU! And never will, your just chasing after a non-existing dream, and your in denial!" Naruto growled, truly pissed off at the ninja wannabe. Sitting back in his seat next to an equally pissed Uchiha. By now Sakura was tearing up and looked like she wanted to rip Naruto's head off.
"Sakura sit down. Naruto that was unnecessary." Iruka reprimanded.
"Iruka-sensei don't be so soft, when we leave this academy we won't be coddled when we leave. We will have to kill, or be killed, and if this little girl," glares at Sakura, "thinks that 'oh I don't have to worry bout anything else if I have Sasuke' then she should just stay a civilian and leave this to the real ninja who know the risks and are willing to do anything to get to there goal or protect their village." People in the room manly the guys, nodded their heads in agreement.
"Sigh, Naruto that isn't your chose. Now Sakura what Naruto is saying may be cruel but it's true. If you aren't going to take being a ninja seriously please just give up before you get yourself killed." Iruka said gently.
Sakura got a thoughtful look on her face, her tears dried up and got a determined look on her face. Glaring at Naruto who was leaning back lazily with his arms behind his head. She pointed at him and announced with a determined voice, "I will become a good kunochi and will kick your ass one day Naruto I swear!"
Naruto just smirked and looked at her, "if that's your decision, I guess I can't argue. But don't forget Sakura I'm not going down with out a fight."
Iruka just smiled, 'good job Kida our plan worked out perfectly.' "Well my dear graduates I have a meeting to go to, so wait her for your jounin sensei to show up. Ja ne and good luck!" Iruka quickly left the room with a wave.
A jounin walked in right after, everyone tensed except a selected few, "Team 1…"
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Well I think that was a good first start. Gets some questions to pop in your head huh, well hopefully they will all be answered soon in the chapters to come.