Disclaimer: I do not own Full Metal Alchemist, plot is rightfully mine.

Summary: Envy was immortal, right? So how come he was kidnapped by a blond chimera who is as short as a chibi? And WTH? Roy is Envy's boyfriend? Warning-y-a-o-i at the first chap…Don't like? Don't read…Envy x Beast!Ed

Wos99944: We're back! So did anyone miss me, the author who wrote the Love triangle? We have returned, bringing back a new Ed x Envy story for you people. Though at the beginning, it's Envy x Roy, but I assure you, Ed will appear soon in this chapter…

Envy and Roy: WTF? Him and me?

Ed: Yes, at least I'm the one who will torture someone now…evil aura

Wos99944, Envy, Roy: shaking with fear, stood away from the shortie

Ed: chirpy Well, without any further ado, let's begin the torture…cackling evilly…

Chapter 1:

Envy tried to tear away his metal collar, but to no avail. He can't believe it. Envy, the strongest homunculus of all homunculi, has just been captured by a short unknown stranger. Shit…Envy thought, still fighting against the stupid collar. I need to get back fast; otherwise Roy is going to kill me…

Flashback pov:

"Envy!" Roy hummed. "I thought you were supposed to be home by ten?" Envy stood at the front door, having a weird smell coming from him. "Yeah, but I need to catch up with the rest of my family." Envy spat. Roy just sits there at the couch, smiling to himself. "Yeah, yeah. And then Greed has forced you to drink again. The both of you were in your own room, drinking to your fullest content before you realized that it was late so you quickly rush all the way here, otherwise poor Roy himself will worried sick." Envy shivered, that's what he was going to say. Roy stood up and walks towards Envy, holding his chin up. "That won't do, Envy. I'll need to give you some punishment." Roy kissed Envy, he could taste the alcoholic drink in Envy's mouth. He led Envy into the couch and fell as they both deepened the kiss. Roy bitted Envy's lower lips, causing the poor homunculus to yelped and Roy gained entry into his tongue. Envy pulled away when he need his supply of air in the atmosphere. Slowly, Envy's top was thrown off by Roy's quickening hand, Envy yelped but soon engrossed by Roy's peck of kiss. Roy successfully removed Envy's skorts without breaking the kiss or Envy knows about it. Envy only knows it when he felt the cold air blowing through his member. Roy unzipped his pants and quickly positioned himself at Envy's entrance and thrusts in, hard. Envy yelled in pain, he was not yet prepared yet Roy was impatient already. Roy thrusted in and out of Envy, hitting Envy's prostate soon after Envy screamed in ecstasy. Envy found himself crying out Roy's name, followed by Roy moaning. Envy's member soon stood up proud. Seeing this, Roy grabbed Envy's member and started pumping it. Roy using his other free hand to grab a cock ring and placed it in Envy's cock. As Roy thrusted faster and faster, he spilled his seeds into his lover, Envy soon begged for release but was unable to because of the cock ring. Envy begged Roy to remove it but Roy didn't heed to his pleads. He continued to thrusts until his second time. Envy wanted to release fast, he could feel his member crying out for release. He attempted to remove it himself but Roy slapped his hand away, still thrusting into Envy. Roy seems to kept at it until the next day before he removed the cock ring and Envy cum so much that it covered their whole body, for a week, Envy was limping and he could feel his member was going to explode sooner or later. So in his life, he learnt a valuable lesson, always be punctual to go home.

End of flashback

Then, the door was unlocked with a click sound. The door was open and there a chimera stood in front of Envy. He has a pair of blonde ears that resembles a cat and a tail that resembles a lion. His silky blonde hair was let down and his face was covered by a bangs of locks in front. He wears a black sleeveless t-shirt and a leather black pants with a pair of black boots. When the chimera pushed his bangs back, Envy could see him properly. The blonde has a pair of blonde eyes staring back at him, but they looked cold and dead in the back of his pupils. That's it? Envy startled. Of all things, a chimera captured me? "So what do you want? Why did you kidnap me?" Envy asked. The chimera did not reply. Envy started asking more questions. "Can you release me, I need to get back home, otherwise I'm a toast in the next morning." After like twenty minutes have passed, the chimera didn't reply.

Envy started to get pissed off. "Hey, answer me, pipsqueak." The chimera twitched an eyebrow on that command. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK?" The chimera ranted. "You are my prisoner now, I'm the one who is in control of you. So call me that again and I swear that you're dead." Envy laughed, "Try me then, pipsqueak." Ed screamed and kicked Envy in the rib. Envy screamed in pain as he heard the sickening sound of his rib bone cracking in pieces. Soon, his bones formed back again and reverted back to a well-being Envy. The chimera was surprised, before forming a sickening sadistic smile. "Ed, where are you?" a voice shouting nearby. As the voice got closer, in its place stood a human who looks exactly like the chimera except he has short hair and his eyes are full of concern and warmness that Envy can felt from a distance away. "Al, what…are you…doing here?"

The chimera, or Ed spoke in an emotionless voice, his way of speaking is like a broken language, as if he was still learning how to speak. "You are not in your room, so I come out and search for you. Oh mine, Ed. Did you bring a person back again?" The human, known as Al scolded his brother gently. Ed smiled sadly and nodded. "Hey, can you help me, tin can?" Envy pleaded. Al was startled. "Tin can?" "Al's…not…tin…can." Ed replied. Ed angered Envy; he has never seen someone who is so disabled yet so well acted. "CAN YOU JUST FUCKING LET ME OFF, YOU STUPID PIPSQUEAK?" Ed screamed again, "HOW MANY MUST I TELL YOU I'M NOT A PIPSQUEAK?" Al was startled by Ed's ranting. "Ed, you're…" Soon, Ed's angry face reverted back to its emotionless mask. "Let's go…Al…to our room…" Ed replied. Al nodded and took Ed out of the prison, locking Envy in the room.

Finally…Al mumbled. Ed's back…I need that guy to help me. He's the only one who can help to get back the Ed that I loved dearly. Ed, my beloved only brother.

Wos99944: Right, got back at ya. Didn't expect lemon to appear so fast right?

Ed: Nice one, Wos99944. I started to like you for some reasons.

Wos99944: Shiver O-of course, I'm Wos99944, who do you expect, Justin Bieber?

Envy: Oh my gosh, I was raped and tortured by that miniskirt chaser… mumbles something like my virginity has been taken…

Roy: As if I want to, this is just my way of getting revenge in the previous story…

Wos99944: sweatdrop Rig-ght…

Ed: Please review so Wos99944 can continue her story in chapter 2…suddenly evil aura…so I can get to torture them and get my revenge…

Wos99944, Roy and Envy: overwhelmed by Ed's evil aura so much that it scared them so much…Y-yes, p-please r-review.