This is a new story idea I had like yesterday, and it is a babe story of sorts. I dont know if it is any good, so PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE review and tell me! And this story is dedicated to caitlin, who kinda in a weird way came up with the idea, except I did so yea. Enjoy, and I dont really have any idea of a title so that is troublesome!

"Cupcake, we have been doing this on and off relation ship for over 4 years now, and I think it is time you face the fact that I won't wait around for you forever. I think that you need to pick between me and your job, because you can't choose both. I know you love it when we are together, and I love it to, but I hate having to drop whatever I am doing at work to come and see what kind of trouble you got in today. I want you to choose between me, and your job right now." Joe said with his voice slightly raised, his temper starting to show.

"Well Joe you want me to pick, fine I pick work." I yelled at him throwing the remote I had in my hand square into his chest. I stormed up the steps and starting pulling things out of the dresser and the closet and putting them into a huge blue laundry basket.

Hi, my name is Stephanie Plum and I am a fugitive apprehension agent aka bounty hunter. I have been working for my cousin Vinnie for almost 5 years now and I liked my job besides all the crazy stockers and people blowing up my cars.

I have been dating Joe Morelli, Trenton PD, off and on for about four years. There had been lots of fun times, and twice as many horrible ones. Joe never saw me for who I was, but for who I could be. He wanted the typical burg housewife who stayed home cooking and cleaning, and taking care of "the bambinos".

This was way too much for me to handle. I go stir crazy if I have to stay in one place for to long.

Joe came thumping up the steps after me.

"This is about Manoso isn't it?" He yelled at me.

Ricardo Carlos Manoso, street name Ranger, is my mentor, friend, and occasionally my Cuban sex god. Ranger and I have gotten to know each other very well over the past five years. He works for Vinnie too, but only does high bond cases. On the side he runs a security company called RangeMan.

"Ranger has nothing to do with this and you know it. You want me to be somebody that I am not Joe. I'm not going to change for you, nor will I change for anybody." I yelled right back at him.

Ranger and I have spent a few nights together, and I don't know what is going on between us, but I know there is something. The first night we spent together he told me he loved me, in his own way and then sent me back to Morelli. That broke my heart, it made me feel that I was nothing more than a toy, but Ranger was always there for me when I needed him. Our relationship did not revolve around him like it does with Joe and I, if anything it revolves around me.

I got just about everything I could out of Joe's bedroom and ran down the stairs. He followed closely behind me. I grabbed my purse, rex's aquarium, and the keys to my new black F-150 courtesy of Ranger, and headed out the door.

"Well Joe, have a nice life." I said as I slammed the door. I knew it was the mature approach but it works.

I loaded my stuff in the car and sat rex on the front seat.

"Rex, was Joe right about the trouble in our relationship being because of Ranger?" I started to get tears in my eyes. In my heart I loved Joe, I just could never be what he wanted me to be.

I drove out of Joe's driveway and headed to the nearest convenience store. I really needed to have a visit with two of the best men in the world, Ben and Jerry.

I came out of the store 5 minutes later with a gallon of mint chocolate chip ice cream and a spoon; I was set for the night.

When I arrived back at my apartment I carried up Rex, the ice cream, and some of my clothes. I was too tired to make another trip.

I put Rex back in his proper place on the kitchen counter and gave him some year old cereal form my pantry. Then I grabbed the ice cream and my favorite Ghostbusters DVD and ate.

I had managed to finish the entire gallon by the time the movie was over, and I wish I hadn't. I changed in to Rangers big black shirt and a pair of sleep shorts and cuddled into my nice soft bed.

I awoke at 2am to the Wonder Woman theme song blaring form my cell phone.

"uh" I grunted into the phone.

"Stephanie, its Tank."

"Its 2am what do you want?" I yelled.

"Its Ranger, he is in the hospital. Come quickly." Click.