Helga Goes to Anger Management
or The Seven Things I hate About You
Song: Miley cyrus - 7 things I hate about you
Pairing: Helga/Arnold
Rating: T or M depends how the story goes
I need a beta for this story too!
Helga hated Arnold Shortman.
She hated his football head, she hated his stupid philanthropy and how nice he was to everybody. She hated that no matter how much she was mean to him, he refused to fight back or be mean to her too.
Most of all she hated that she didn't actually hate him at all.
She hated that she liked him. That no matter how she tried to forget about him or tried to genuinely hate him, she couldn't.
Helga Pataki hated that she sort of liked his stupid football head and green eyes.
Ugh, he was such a soppy idiot. Somebody needed to pound the naive moron.
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Helga saw Arnold Shortman walking down the hallway of their high school and she scowled at him. Then seeing Lila in the distance behind him, trying to bat her eyelashes and get his attention, she ran towards him and pushed him.
"Move it, football head!" she screeched. "Don't you know you're supposed to watch where you're walking!"
Arnold, whom she had cornered against the lockers, playfully pushed her back gently on the shoulders and he smiled slyly. He had a wide white smile, which contrasted almost perfectly with his tan skin and semi-long blonde hair. Plus he had those annoyingly pretty green eyes. Helga, snap out of it and be mean to him! she thought.
Helga scowled, and Arnold smiled again. "Sorry Helga, I didn't see you there."
"Well you better have. Duh, stupid idiot."
Arnold cringed, his temper getting the better of him suddenly. "You know Helga, if you weren't so rude to me, perhaps we might get along," he said.
Helga felt furious. "Don't tell me how to behave or act! I'll be rude if I want to!" She shoved at his shoulder again. "You're just an annoying goody-goody football head!"
To her surprise, Arnold Shortman grabbed her hand, and with a surprising amount of force from a skinny nerd, restrained her.
"Let me go!" she shouted and tried to get her arm out of Arnold's hands.
"No Helga. I've had just about enough of your rudeness and brutality. You're a bully but I'm not going to just let you off on this. You also punched Brainy and Harold."
"They deserved it!" Helga shouted at the stupid nerd.
Arnold smiled slyly and twisted her arm. "Which is why, I've decided to enroll you in the Anger Management classes," he said.
"What?!" Helga's jaw dropped.
Arnold's smile widened. "Yeah, I heard Mr. Simmons has started a new extracurricular class for Anger Management and I wasn't going to say anything. But well, after you pushed and shoved me for no reason, I think it's a good idea if I enroll you!" He started to drag her down the hallway towards Mr. Simmons class.
"No! No! Are you crazy?!" Helga tried to get out of Arnold's grasp and run away. The last thing she wanted was to be within 100 yards of Mr. Simmon's or any of his kumbaya "feelings" feel-good lovey dovey garbage. But since they'd both gotten to 11th grade, Arnold had got a lot stronger than her. He was still skinny and nerdy, and a bit short for a guy, but he had some muscles and right now he was overpowering her.
He pulled her towards Mr. Simmons class and he gritted. "You're going Helga, it's for your own good."
Helga squinted her eyes and tried to decide between kicking him in the shins or yelling assault. "Arnold, I will kill you for this."
Arnold Shortman just smiled again and tapped at the classroom door. "Don't worry, one day you'll thank me."
Mr. Simmons immediately opened the door and smiled excitedly when he saw Helga and Arnold standing there.
"Mr. Simmons, Helga would like to be enrolled in your Anger Management class," Arnold said and smirked at her.
Helga looked so angry she looked like she wanted to tear his hair out but then Mr Simmons grabbed them all in a group hug and dragged them in.
"Come this way, kids, you're going to love this! We've just started handing out cookies and then we will get to the first part of the treatment: sharing circle and introducing ourselves."
Helga's eyes widened in panic. "No!"
But Arnold just dragged them both in the classroom and Mr. Simmons shut the door behind.
Chapter 2: Arnold and Helga share "feelings" R&R iof you want more :) thanks