Title: Criminal
Pairing: Sherlock/Moriarty
Rating: K+
Warning: Shameless mangling of a perfectly decent song, but I make no apologies!
Spoilers: TGG implied.
Summary: After a marathon of Sherlock-watching and a bout of insomnia, It was three in the morning and I thought that it would be a good idea to write a song. And then post it on here. I am so sorry! Sung to the tune of E.T by Katy Perry.
Disclaimer: I don't own Sherlock or E.T. Those belong to Moff, Gatiss and Katy Perry respectfully.
You're so hypnotising
Could you be the devil?
Could you be an angel?
You're gaze magnifying
Everything I'm hiding
You know that I'm lying
They say be afraid
You're not like the others, my detective lover
Different in your ways
They don't understand you
I'll burn the heart out of you
I'll burn out your mind
You open my eyes
And I'm ready to go
Lead me into the light
Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
Infect me with your love
And fill me with your poison
Take me, ta-ta-take me
Wanna be a victim
Ready for abduction
I love to watch you dance
This game is so entrancing
Almost sexual
It's all just criminal
You're so interesting
I can feel your power
Give me your attention
Its so frustrating
They can't see our reasoning
I'll burn the heart out of you
I'll burn out your mind
You open my eyes
And I'm ready to go
Lead me into the light
Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
Infect me with your love
And I'll take away your boredom
Take me, ta-ta-take me
Wanna be a victim
Ready for a function
I love to watch you dance
Our game is so entrancing
Almost sexual
Its all just criminal
This is intellectual
On another level
Darling, I'm your other half
I can walk on your wavelength
I'll be there as long as it
Takes for me to win it all
All
Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
Infect you with my love
And I'll fill you up with poison
Take me, ta-ta-take me
Wanna be a victim
Ready for explosion
I love to watch you dance
Your game is so entrancing
Almost sexual
It's all just criminal
It's all just criminal
It's all just criminal
It's all just criminal
I love to watch you dance
My game is so entrancing
Almost sexual
It's all just criminal.