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McCormick Household, South Park
Saturday, 9:00PM
Kenny and Lizzy were having personal time together, realizing what they have in common to each other they went off in a date and finished if off with sex. They just half way there when a chain of events started all of a sudden began to set in place.
The gas line to the stove breaks due to rust and the kitchen began to fill with Natural Gas, and it's filling quickly. Outside, gasoline was being poured into the sewers which got into the McCormick's water drainage in the bathrooms. Gasoline vapors began to pour out of the drains and fill the bathroom, the kitchen is also filled with gasoline vapors as well but Natural Gas from the stove too.
The alcohol in the fridge suddenly burst spilling alcohol all over the fridge and out underneath the seems of the door, since alcohol is flammable it's really going to burn. A propane tank's safety valve opens up in the garage and the propane filled the entire garage, ridicules as it is things are just about get even more stranger.
"That was incredible Kenny," said Lizzy as she lies back on Kenny's bed, "I should have dated you along time ago."
"It's all in a day's work," said Kenny, "On finding you. He he."
The two were butt naked by the way, Kenny heard a bubbling sound and noticed Lizzy's belly was swollen and she was rubbing it with her hand. Kenny thought of something then acted, he took both of his hands pressed down hard on Lizzy's stomach causing her to fart. "Whoa!" she yelped.
"Ha ha, made you gas." joked Kenny, "Pull my finger."
This is when the most ridicules crap you'll ever here began, the two began to make each other fart. Every time they fart however, the room fills with methane gas. This went on for 10 minutes until Kenny pressed so hard on Lizzy's belly that she ended up crapping herself, spilling fecal matter onto his bed. Gross.
"Ohh, jackpot." laughed Kenny.
"Oh crap," blushed Lizzy, "Where's your bathroom?"
"Its right across the hall, let me show you." said Kenny. When the two got off of the bed, Kenny reached for the door handle and static electricity shocked him. The static caused the different gas mixtures in the house to ignite and the whole place exploded in amazement, causing Kenny and Lizzy to die instantly.
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