"Bring my plushies to life, Sniffles!" Zippy said, shoving a Hangry doll and an Angry doll into his arms.
"Ugh, fine. But just these." Sniffles said, carefully placing the dolls into the cockpit of his new machine, that turned pictures and drawings and plushies into real Tree Friends.
He had tested out many times and it had worked, but he had turned them back to pictures, after they got into Nikki's head and made her kill.
He pressed the button and after a minute, a black paw grabbed the inside handle and opened the door to the cockpit.
"Hello there!" Angry stepped out, holding her sister's right paw and helping her out of the pod.
Hangry did a rocker horn sign with her left paw and stuck her tongue out. "Sup, peeps!"
Sniffles stared at Zippy with a disappointed look. "Really? You made me bring harajuku kitten plushies to life? Seriously?"
Zippy grabbed the two girls by their paws and dragged them off.
By the time they reached the fountain, Hangry and Angry stopped in front of the fountain.
"This is the perfect time to sing, right Angry?" Hangry asked her sister, who nodded and pulled out a speaker and iPod with the instrumental to their fave song, Sadistic Dance.
Zippy smiled wide as she pressed the play button.
((A/N: Bold is Angry, italic is Hangry, both is both.))
yubisaki wo, kimi no koshi ni oyogaseteiku SLOWDANCE.
tokidoki wa tsuki hanashite, moteasobu youni...
fukuzatsu na shiki wo toku kao wo shite,
tsugi no asa made, boku tachi ha odoru.
SADISTIC DANCE SADISTIC DANCE SADISTIC DANCE
asa made odoru,
WOW DANCE, SADISTIC DANCE SADISTIC DANCE
shisen atsumete.
kimi wo aishiteru furi wa yameta no.
kawaita namida ukaberu boku...
WOW THIS IS MY VIBE
furete mita kimi no shinzou. kimi wo tasikametakute.
Wazato shita yobimachigai wa kodou hayaku saseru...
yubisaki ha, hosoi tabako ni hi wo tukete,
Heiki sou na kao wo shite, kokyu asaku naru.
THIS IS MY VIBE THIS IS MY VIBE THIS IS MY VIBE
kimi wo nusunde,
THIS IS MY VIBE, THIS IS MY VIBE THIS IS MY VIBE
utai tsuzukete.
kuchibiru kasaneta ato wa, konomama...
boku no tekunikku kara ha mou, nogare rane nai yo.
mata kimi wa warau. akuma no you ni. Ah
SADISTIC DANCE SADISTIC DANCE SADISTIC DANCE
asa made odoru,
WOW DANCE, SADISTIC DANCE SADISTIC DANCE
shisen atsumete.
kimi wo aishiteru furi wa yameta no.
kawaita namida ukaberu boku...
Zippy smiled as everyone crowded around the J-Pop stars and cheered for their performance.
"This is AWESOME!" Zippy cheered, jumping up and down like Rainier on catnip.
Angry sniffed the air and dragged Hangry to the grocery store, where they clawed and drooled at the high quality cat food under the glass dome.
Angry ran off to get something to break the glass, while Hangry bit the top of the glass and tossed it off.
Hangry devoured the cat food as if she had never eaten it before, because the cat food had caviar in it.
"HANGRY! HOW DARE YOU EAT MY FOOD!" Angry screamed, grabbing Hangry by her mohawk and slamming her face into the wall repeatedly.
"A-Angry, please stop. I left some for you!" Hangry whimpered, as her sister looked at the other can of cat food that wasn't opened yet.
Hangry yelped as her sister dropped her like a doll and raced to the can. She tasted it and smacked her lips, pondering what to add. She picked up a can of liver and minced the liver onto the cat food, then swallowed it all together.
Angry ran over to her sister and picked her up. "Why are you laying on the floor, come on! We're gonna make brain cake!"
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"Hmm, we've got the maggots, the cake batter, the lizard guts, a shark fin, and some antennae. All we need is a brain." Angry told her sister.
"I saw an anteater in the crowd that looked tasty." Hangry grinned, hoping that her idea wouldn't be shot down, along with her body.
"Brilliant! You are useful for something besides being a punching bag!" Angry hugged her sister and pulled out a cleaver knife. "Let's go get us an anteater."
They ran to the bakery, following a scent trail to the glass, where they pressed their faces up on the glass.
"There he is. At the counter talking to that fox with the cookie in her fur." Hangry pointed out.
"I see him, but you have to distract the fox, she looks awful close to him, in romantic terms, but he seems oblivious." Angry responded, standing up.
Hangry stood up too, and they walked inside, where Muffin and Sniffles applauded them.
"So you're the two girls who sang in the middle of town. You guys did good!" Muffin smiled.
Hangry started to have a conversation with Sniffles and Muffin while Angry snuck up on Sniffles, with a cleaver in her hand.
Sniffles felt something behind him, so he turned and sidestepped the cleaver, which went into Muffin's head.
Angry carved her brain out in a swift move, and shoved it into the bowl of assorted gross foods, mashed it up, and ran behind the counter to the oven, and shoved the bowl in the oven.
Hangry stared at Muffin, who had a hole in her head; then at Sniffles, who didn't have a hole in his head.
"She's starving." Hangry said nervously.
Sniffles just stared at the punk cat in front of him.
Angry ran out with a cake with bits of brain in it. "I HAVE CAKE!" she cheered.
Hangry reached out to take a bite, but her sister grabbed her paw, and twisted it until it came off in a puff of stuffing and blood and bone. Then, she grabbed Hangry's mohawk and spun her around.
"FUCK!" Hangry yelled as she was thrown against the glass, shattering it against her fur, as she slid, tearing her tank top and skirt as she collapsed on the ground.
Angry greedily gobbled the horrifying cake up, then flung the plate at her sister, who lay sprawled out, her guts were showing in a mix of organs and bloodstained stuffing. The plate slammed on her face, and popped her right eye out.
Angry took her sister and dragged her out of the shop, leaving a shocked Sniffles and a bloody mess left.
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Later, Angry saw a red porcupine running past, so she tackled it and ate it.
"Who the hell do you think you are?" A bunny with a top hat asked.
"I think I'm fucking eating here." Angry growled.
"It's on, then." Ataxia snarled.
Well then. Hangry's dead and Angry's picking a fight.
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