All is fair in Love and War

Chapter 1: Scouting Mission

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Mark: =Tiger 2 H mit 105mm

Diederich: =Panther 2

Annushka: =T-34-85-special

Mark: Do you see anything?

Diederich: Not a thing, this is starting to scare me we have been out here for 4 damn hours looking for Soviets and not even a pair of tracks.

Mark: I agree, do you believe we should head back?

Diederich: Yea, It's getting late

Mark and Diederich start heading back to base but a small dust cloud catches Marks eye.

Mark: Halt, I see something. Im going to range find it just in case it's an enemy tank. Range 2700 meters.

Diederich: Understood

A few seconds pass as the dust settles.

Mark: What the hell? It looks like a T-34, do you see it too?

Diederich: Yea, it looks like it is stuck why isn't it moving?

Mark: I'm going to shoot a burst of my machine gun at it to see if it does anything get ready

Diederich: I'm ready, what if it doesn't move?

Mark: Then we go investigate.

Mark places a well-aimed splash of 7.62 on the T-34 it turns its turret towards Mark and Diederich.

Annushka: HELP ME PLEASE IM SINKING IN THE MUD ITS A SWAMP OVER HERE.

Diederich: What the? It sounds Feminine, did u hear it too?

Mark: Yea I did.

Diederich: Let's go check it out.

Mark: Agreed, load hollow charge though Command will be pissed if they hear we wasted one of are Armor-Piercing rounds on a fukin T-34.

Mark and Diederich proceed to the T-34 at about 500 meters they hear the T-34 cry out and attempt to back up and out of the mud but it just sinks deeper Diederich notices Medical Equipment and the Russian Medical decal on the side of the T-34s turret.

Annushka: PLEASE NO! (( in her head)) no no no please don't be germans there germans there fucking germans what am I gonna do there gonna tear me apart what do I do what do I do what do I fucking do).

Diederich: It's O.K. we won't shoot, hold your fire and well try and pull you out.

Annushka: Alright…

Mark: (whispers) do we really have to fucking help the disgusting Soviet.

Diederich: (whispers) yes of course don't be so rude she might have information about were the nearest few soviet bases are judging how she is a medical vehicle.

Mark: (whispers) fine

Diederich I'm going to throw you a tow cable see if u can hook it to yourself.

Annushka: O.K.

Annushka hooks the cable to herself and Mark and Diederich pull her out slowly.

Annushka: THANK YOU SO MUCH I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DROWN, can I go now? :3

Mark: Very funny.

Mark and Diederich loop the tow cables around the connection ports and hook it back to themselves so Annushka cannot escape.

Annushka: My names Annushka just so you two know

Mark: Don't care all you are is a P.O.W.

Diederich: you don't have to be so rude, I'm Diederich, and he's Mark pleased to meet you Annushka.

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