Easy to follow. We start with Eothain...
A Most Serious Missive
"What about: To my dearest—"
"Béma - no!"
"No dearest?"
"We've never met!"
"All right… To the lady—"
"Princess."
"To the Princess—"
"Too formal."
"Too—ghaw. You're all over the place."
"This is the first stage of courting Rohan's future Queen!"
"If you like her."
"Have you seen her?"
"Thought you said you hadn't?"
"Caught a glimpse. Black is the colour of my true love's hair…"
"Black, eh?"
"S'nice… Long… Pretty Princess…"
"You should write that."
"What? She'll burn it!"
"Surely not. You're a King! More ale?"
"Aye. S'good ale."
"S'great ale."
"To my pretty, black-haired Princess…"