A Failure of an Interview
Reporter L: Hooowdy-doody, folks! Looks like you just so happened to stumble upon this fanfiction!
Reporter M: Well nooo duh!
L: Cough, cough, well this is an interview, and--
M: Hey, hey, let me handle the intro.
L: Okaaay...
M: I'm reporter M, or the "Jam" part of "Chocolate Jam."
L: Yep. I'm reporter L, the older sister of M, and I'm obviously the "Chocolate" part of "Chocolate Jam." We're here to--
M: I told you I was doing the introduction.
L: Sure, sure. *Clears throat* Anywho, if you're a fan of Beyond Birthday and/or Mello, we're here to ask them some questions!
*Mello and BB enter the room*
M: Are we ready to start?
L: I reckon so!
L: M would like to start us off with a question for both guys here today, so take it away, sis!
M: Alright, this is for BB. How many people have you killed?
BB: Er, I haven't killed anybody. Yaaah...no one at all... *nervous laughter*
M: Now for Mello. Mello, how long can you go without chocolate?
Mello: About six or seven minutes. Tops.
L: My turn! *Fangirl squee* Mello, how do you feel about being blonde?
Mello: ...Bitch.
L: Alrighty! BB, you have a black son in Kansas.
BB: What the f***?
L: What nice responses, am I right?
M: Mello. Are you gay with Matt and/or Near?
Mello: Suuuure. Think whatcha want, random fangirl.
M: BB--are YOU gay?
BB: Ain't it obvious?
M: .....
L: Mello, you still haven't answered M's question. *Evil laughter*
Mello: *Sigh* Definitely not Near. He's an ass. AN ASS I TELL YOU. Take THAT you albino sheep!
M: OK...moving on!
L: Right. BB, what's your favorite song?
BB: Getting Away With Murder by Papa Roach.
L: Typical...what about you, Mello-Yello?
Mello: I'm assuming you want me to say something retarded. Am I right?
L: Yes. If you feel like it.
Mello: 'Kay then. My favorite song is Have You Ever Been Mellow? by Spacekats.
M: Of course.
L: Your turn, M.
M: Cool. BB, If a dog had strawberry jam stuck on it's butt, would you eat it off it's butt? ....Butt, heehee.
BB: First of all, why does the dog have jam on it's ass again? Second of all....no, I would not.
M: That's no fun.
BB: Well I'm not a very fun character.
M: But you are cute.
L: LIES! EPIC LIES!
M: Mello, how did you even get into the Mafia?
Mello: I did some things for some people.
L: What kind of things?
Mello: THINGS, man, THINGS.
M: I don't wanna know what those things are.
L: Hmph, me neither. My turn again! Yay!
M: Did you take any medications this morning that I should know about?
L: I don't have meds, SILLY, I'm just naturally hyper. Now, MELLO-YELLO!
Mello: Would you stop calling me that?
L: No. Shuttup. Why do you look like a chick?
Mello: *To self* Murder is wrong, murder is wrong...
BB: Uh, yeah, sure...
Mello: *Clears throat* What? A guy can't have long hair? You have something against guys with long hair?
L: Not at all!
M: In fact, she has a thing for transvestites...
Mello: I AM NOT A F***ING TRANSIE!
BB: Wait a minute, you're a guy?
Mello: AHHH! *Pulls out gun*
BB: *Pulls out Death Note* Shoot me: I dare you.
Mello: *Eye twitches; puts gun away*
BB: That's what I thought. *Puts Death Note away*
L: Actually, that's all the time we have for today, but if you'd like to ask Mello or BB a couple of questions for chapter two (the last chapter), you may do so!
M: Yeah, some of 'em are fun to read. =3
L: Plus, it's BB and Mello, so their responses should be nice and....colorful. XD
M: And that is all!
L: Yes indeedy! *Crazy laughter*
M: Alright then...
~Temporary Conclusion~
(A/N: In case you're wondering [which you're probably not XD], the way we get our answers is: If L asks a question, M answers it, and vice-versa. If anyone leaves reviews for questions, L will answer Mello's, and M will answer BB's. So anywho, thanks for reading!)