Turn to Wizardry!

by Spongebubbles

A silly ditty containing Harry, Draco, Hermione, Ron, Hagrid, Dumbledore, Snape and a little newt. Also, special appearances by Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd and former opposition leader, Brendan Nelson! read and review! Rated M just in case!

Hey FanFic fanatics!

This is just a little stupid song that my sis and I made. It has got Harry Potter and the gang in it.
It's posted on mine so I have a first story. Even though my sister typed it.

It's to the song "Turning Japanese". There is also a special appearance by Prime Minister of Australia Kevin Rudd and Brendon Nelson the opposition leader, hahaha!! Google them if you don't know who they are.

Spongebubbles and .KeiraGrange.

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Turn to Wizardry song:

Kevin Rudd: Ruddy, ruddy, rudd, rudd, rudd, rudd, RUDD!

Harry Potter interupting: Who the fuck are you? You're not a wizard!

(musical introduction)

Harry Potter: My name is Harry!

Draco Malfoy: My name is Draco!

Hermione Granger: I am Hermione, he is Ron and he's Snape.

Ron Weasley: I am a Wizard!

Some Random Newt: And I'm a Lizard!

Hagrid: And I am also putting you in a cake!

Some Random Newt: ARGH!

Everyone: We like our cake! We like our cake! We like our cake!

(Da da da da da da da daaa)

Kevin Rudd: Ruddy, ruddy, rudd, rudd, rudd, rudd, RUDD!

Chorus:

Everyone: I think I'll turn to wizardry, I think I'll turn to wizardry, I really think so.

(Da na na na na na na)

Everyone: Turn to wizardry, I think I'll turn to wizardry, I really think so.

(Da na na da na na da na na da)

Kevin Rudd: Ruddy, ruddy, rudd, rudd, rudd, rudd, RUDD!

Harry Potter: Piss off!

Ron Weasley: Make spells!

Draco Malfoy: Make potions!

Hermione Granger: Make charms!

Hagrid: (rubs skin) Make lotions!

RW, DM, HG and Hagrid: We can do what we want because were smart and we've got wands!

Snape: Everyone around me acts like I'm a stranger.

Dumbledore: I am in love with Hermione Granger!

Everyone except Dumbledore: That is gross!!

Everyone: Yes that is gross, coz that is gross, oh it's so gross!

(Da da da da da da da da)

Kevin Rudd: Ruddy ruddy rudd rudd rudd rudd RUDD!

Chorus:

Everyone: I think I'll turn to wizardry, I think I'll turn to wizardry, I really think so.

(Da na na na na na na)

Everyone: Turn to wizardry, I think I'll turn to wizardry, I really think so.

(Da na na da na na da na na da)

Kevin Rudd: Ruddy, ruddy, rudd, rudd, rudd, rudd, RUDD!

Harry Potter: Piss off Rudd! Who are you?

Kevin Rudd: I'm in love with Brendon Nelson!

Brendon Nelson: YOU and Brendon Nelson!

Hermione to Harry: They are wrecking our song!!

Harry: I know!

Draco: Let's use our wands!

Everyone: YEAH!

(DA NANA NANA NA NA NA NA NA!)

( They use their wands and Expelliamus on Kevin Rudd and Brendon Nelsons arses!)

Chorus:

Everyone: We all just turned to wizardry, We all just turned to wizardry, Oh don't you think so?

(Da na na na na na na)

Everyone: We used expelliamus, now there right down on their arses , don't you think so?

Everyone: We all just turned to wizardry, We all just turned to wizardry, Oh don't you think so?

(Da na na na na na na)

Everyone: We used expelliamus, now there right down on their arses , don't you think so?

(Da nana da nana da nana da nana)

Everyone: Draco, Potter, 'Mione, Hagrid, DUM-BEL-DORE!

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THE END

SB and .KG.