Little story that I wrote while extremely bored in Geometry. Complete and utter nonsense…just thought I'd warn you. Beast Boy was slightly inspired by the boys in my class…
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Raven stumbled to her feet, a small gasp surprised out of her as a squeaky, annoying voice chiseled through her brain.
"I know a song that everybody hates, everybody hates, everybody hates. I know a song that everybody hates and this is how it goooooooes!"
Raven groaned, covering her ears and squeezing her eyes shut. "Here I thought he could sink no lower." His voice became louder and squeakier as he rushed into the second verse of his hellish ditty.
"I know a song that getsonpeoplesnerves, getsonpeoplesnerves, getsonpeoplesnerves. I know a song that getsonpeoplesnerves and this is how it goooooes!"
"FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY!"
Raven winced as Robin's voice crashed against her eardrums. She had to admit, he had a good pair of lungs.
Insane giggling drifted across the intercom as their resident plant-colored shape-shifter switched gears. "John Jacob Jingle Heimer Smitz! His name is my name too! Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingle Heimer Smitz! Na na na NANANANA!"
"Beast Boy, IT IS FIVE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING! IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I'LL GIVE YOU DOUBLE DISH DUTY FOR A MONTH!"
Raven winced; Robin was serious this time.
"Ha! How can you give me double dish duty if you can't find me, Bird Boy!" Beast Boy took an audible breath, then belted, "JOHN JACOB JINGLE HEIMER SMITZ!"
Raven entered the hallway, then jumped back in shock, barely saving herself from an early grave as a red, green, and black blur rocketed down the corridor, bent on vengeance at any cost. "YOU…BEAST BOY…I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
A nervous laugh reached her ears, and she could almost see Beast Boy turning a pale shade of green. The fury in Robin's voice was enough to make Satan quiver in his bootstraps. Perhaps he should have left off that nickname…
"Uh…we interrupt this broadcast with breaking news! A rabid Robin has escaped from the local zoo. Zookeepers report that the bird is highly unstable and extremely dangerous. Do NOT approach him...er, itunder any circumstances!"
A roar of fury echoed through the building, chilling Raven's blood. Robin was thirsty for revenge…nothing could stop him now…
A squeal of pure terrorissued from the built-in intercom. "No!…Robin, don't! NO! PLEASE, HAVE MERCY!"
Raven's eyes widened in disbelief as she honed in on Robin's extremely easy to sense emotional signature… He was in the basement, along with Cyborg and the offender.
"We don't want to do this, Beast Boy, but you've given us no choice." Robin's sadistic pleasure was plain in his voice.
Raven flew even faster, bursting through the basement door and searching franticly for the scene of the crime.
"No…NO! You…you monsters! Don't you dare…" A burst of hysterical giggles exploded from a dark corner of the basement.
Raven turned the corner and choked back a laugh of surprise. Beast Boy was pinned to the wall with metal bars, his arms stretched high over his head. The changeling's face was a fascinating mixture of green and purple, his mouth frozen in a grin, his eyes squeezed shut. Robin and Cyborg were bravely attacking his armpits and ribs, an evil grin plastered to both of their faces.
"Care to join us in bringing this hardened criminal to justice?", offered Robin solemnly.
Raven struggled with the desire to giggle, allowing a small, choked laugh to escape her. "Why not?"
"No…n—Stop! HAHAHAHA!"
And there you have it folks. A shocking look into the little known behind-the-scenes life of the Titans...peace, y'all.