It all started that one-day back in 8th grade:

I'm Samantha Puckett.

I was walking to my class when I saw Ms. Carly Shay come up to me.

I hate Carly, but when there's a Carly, there's a Freddie Benson: the love of my life, the reason I wake up in the morning. She seemed to be smiling in sort of an evil way, which made me scared for my life. Before I knew it, I saw water come over my glasses and my clothes, and books were ruined. Freddie Benson was smiling very smugly and I knew he had rigged up this contraption.

That was day.

That was the day that I sworn I would change.

I was Samantha Puckett, I was weak , a dork, geek….nub.

It was time for my makeover.

I left Ridgeway to go to California. I lived with my dad and sister, and they helped me with my self-esteem, and appearance. I was brave and hot.

I vowed that I would come back to Ridgeway to seek my vengeance.

My list:

I was going make sure that I was what all the guys wanted. (easy)

I was going be popular and make awesome, genuine friends. (sort of easy)

Carly Shay would pay. (medium)

Gibby Gibson and Wendy Brooks would be poplar. (a little hard)

Freddie Benson was going love me, and he was going to get his heart broken. (so very hard)

Because not many of you guys know this but, I'm Samantha Puckett, I was Samantha Puckett. I would never be Samantha Puckett.

NEVER. EVER. AGAIN.

Just for now call me Sam.