A/N: ZareEraz here! I've got another crack fic for ya! Just a little fun for the monster trio! Enjoy and don't forget to let me know if you liked it! :3
Don't Eat It All At Once
Zoro was not expecting to hear what he heard when he walked by the Sunny's kitchen. The swordsman was going for a pitcher of water to rehydrate himself after a workout when he passed by the kitchen.
"Mmmmmm! Soh gud!" A voice came from inside the kitchen. The green-haired man paused, his eyebrows quirking up as he recognized the voice. Is that…Luffy? It wasn't surprising that his boyfriend was in the kitchen (Luffy would probably live in there if he wasn't so gun-ho about adventures and asking weird people and things to join his crew), but what was surprising was what he was saying…it sounded… "Gud! Its gud, Sanji!"
Sexual.
"What is he doing in there with the cook?!" Zoro hissed, a discontented shiver running up his spine. The swordsman didn't know whether to burst in there and break up whatever was going on or to crawl into a hole if Luffy really was cheating on him. Luffy wouldn't do that!
"H-hey, Luffy!" That was Sanji's voice and it sounded nervous. "S-slow down!"
"More! Sanji, I want more!" Luffy was interrupting again, his mouth sounding less…full…than it had before. Zoro bit his lip, all sorts of indecent images running through his head as he tried to calm down. But his heart was speeding up all on his own, and it skipped a beat when Sanji spoke again.
"L-luffy! Don't eat it all at once! Gah! Stop!" This was followed by several moans and groans from Luffy that sounded so sinfully indecent, but to Zoro, it was the spark that ignited his temper. He was moving before he even knew what he was doing, slamming the kitchen door open and interrupting whatever lewd things they were doing. And what he got was nothing like what he was thinking about.
"Oi! Zoro! Ou should try um of 'iss!" Luffy's face was covered in all sorts of white stuff, a fork wedged in there as well as the rubber man shoveled another piece of cake into his mouth.
"Luffy! That was for everyone not just you!" Sanji sighed angrily, watching as the whole cake he'd made for dinner was devoured by the young man. "Dumbass. Now I have to come up with something else for dessert." The cook took his cigarette out of his mouth and puffed out a cloud of smoke, watching his captain eat. He then looked over at Zoro and wondered by the swordsman had such a shocked and embarrassed face on. The moss head stomped over to Luffy and grabbed the rubber man's arm, yanking him away from his cake and out the door.
"You're coming with me, Luffy!" He growled.
"AW! I haven't finished my cake yet!" Luffy whined.
"I'm giving you something else to eat!" Zoro slammed the kitchen door shut once they'd walked out of it, leaving Sanji with Luffy's mess to clean up.
"Oooooo! What is it?" Luffy asked, excited at the prospect of a new snack. And with that, the two disappeared out of ear shot and the kitchen was quiet.
"What's wrong with him?" The cook asked, taking another drag of his cigarette, thinking hard about Zoro's odd behavior. And then it dawned on him: he was alone with Luffy…who was making those noises…and they'd said those things…
"Oh he did not think that! Please, tell me that he did not think that!" Sanji melted into a puddle on the floor, depressed as hell and mortified that Zoro had thought that they-that they were…doing that! "Damn Moss Head! My heart beats for the ladies! Damn you!"
And Luffy did end up with another snack…just not the one that he'd thought he'd end up with.
End.
A/N: And there you go! Teeheehee! I hope you liked that! See ya!
P.S. This was inspired by Better-Than-Sex-Cake in case you were wondering, teehee.