A/N: Completely totally pointless, but I'm sick of looking at CROs and D.C. motors. Read for laughs.
Day One
"I want 20 ham and cheese sandwiches cut up in triangles and I want wheat bread instead of white."
"Ok sir that will be 12.50." Jacob said smiling.
5 minutes later Jacob came back with the tray of ham and cheese sandwiches.
"These are all half eaten." The man said with a confused look on his face.
"That's just a design." Jacob said.
"Then why is there mayo on your mouth?"
"I have to sample it to see if it's poisonous." Jacob said in a serious tone.
"What?"
"You see…." Jacob began to explain.
"Never mind. Just give me my money back, kid."
"No refunds."
"I'll just go to the manager."
The man stormed off.
"Damn, that sandwich was good." Jacob said to himself.
Day Two
"I'm sorry ma'am, but we're out of ham and turkey." Jacob said rubbing his stomach.
"Ok, what about sausage?" The woman asked.
"Only two pieces left."
The woman walked off.
"Jacob, I hope you have something for me." Renesmee said laughing.
"We had a deal." Jacob said handing her the sub sandwich.
Renesmee gave him the Uno cards.
"So….how has your day been?" Renesmee asked.
"Fun, I ran Emmett over with a scooter until he pushed me off." Renesmee said, laughing. "How are you hanging in there?"
"My stomach is killing me….. all I've been doing is eating." Jacob said with a smile.
"Mr. Black?" the owner asked, walking over to them.
"Yes?"
"There have been complaints from customers about food running out over here."
"Yeah. I'm sure this has happened before." Jacob said.
"No, it hasn't." the manager said dryly.
Renesmee started laughing.
"Excuse me, ma'am, but you aren't allowed into the Deli kitchen," the manager snapped.
Renesmee stopped laughing.
"Save this for me." Renesmee said handing the sub sandwich to Jacob.
A/N: That's all there is. LOL. I thought of putting into the Wal-Mart story, but decided to make Jacob suicidal, instead. As you know, if you've read the thing. Plus, I don't think Wal-Mart has a deli. Review, but only if it's not a flame.