Disclaimer: I wish I owned Fullmetal Alchemist. But I don't.
Roy Mustang was having a bad day. To start off the day a dog thought he was a fire hydrant. Then, during lunch, he was greeted by a hail of Elcia pictures. Roy almost burned Maes Hughes into ash. Now he was doing his least favorite thing in the world: paperwork.
Riza Hawkeye stood guard by the colonel to make sure he wasn't slacking off. One time Riza Hawkeye walked through the door to see Roy Mustang looking at dirty magazines. Another time he was found drawing a picture of her stripping off a colorless bra. Who knew the man had such drawing talent. She almost blew his head off that day. So she swore never to leave his side until his paperwork was done; much to Mustang's dismay.
"Sir I have a present for you." Said Hawkeye. Roy's face brightened up. "What is it?" asked Roy Mustang. "Oh god please let it be a break from this wretched paperwork" thought Roy. "Here it is. I hope you like it." Said Riza handing Roy a wrapped gift. "Hmmmmmm, I wonder what it is." Said Roy. He unwrapped the gift and opened the box. In it was a paddle ball. "A paddle ball?" said a confused Roy Mustang. "Yes sir a paddle ball. This should help you relieve some stress." "How can this help me relieve some stress?" asked Roy Mustang. "Just try it, or else." She pointed to her gun. Rou sighed. "I forgot; who was the superior again?" thought Roy. He started to paddle the ball. The paddle ball hit his nose. "Dammit!" cursed Roy. He was about to throw the paddle ball out the window when he remembered the gun. Soon Roy got the hang of it and started to paddle the ball over and over again. He forgot about his paperwork again and now he was busy playing with the paddle ball. "Oh you have got to be kidding Me." thought an annoyed Riza Hawkeye. "Sir I'm afraid the paddle ball is starting to distract you from your paperwork. I'm sorry but you're going to have to give it to Me." said Riza. "But Riza I just got the hang of it!" whined Roy. "Sir, give it to me right now!" said Riza with a booming voice. Roy reluctantly gave it to Riza and she threw it in the trash can.
Just then the Fuhrer King Bradley came in. "I overheard the conversation the two of you were having. How about the two take a little break. Ill let you do the rest of the paperwork tomorrow." Smiled the Fuhrer. "THANK YOU! THANK YOU!" Roy Mustang was about to hug King Bradley. But he sidestepped and Roy Mustang hit the ground with a loud 'THUMP!' "Thank you Fuhrer." Said Riza saluting. "I think the two of you make a lovely couple. So I thought I should give you two a little time together." Roy and Hawkeye blushed. Then Roy and Riza left. When the door closed the Fuhrer locked it so nobody could see it was really Envy in disguise. He took the paddle ball out of the trash can. "I guess it wouldn't hurt to bring it home" said Envy. Just then he heard the door try and open. "Hey Roy are you finished with your paperwork yet? Cause I have a little errand for you down in Eastern Headquarters." It was the real Fuhrer. "I sent Roy on a little vacation." Replied Envy. "Envy? Is that you? What are you doing here?" asked Bradley. "I came to keep an eye on the pipsqueak." Replied Envy. "Oh." With that Bradley was off to his office. "Pride is such a momma's boy sometimes it's amazing." With that Envy opened the window and leaped out of it. Some soldiers noticed it but they were at a loss of words when they laid eyes on Envy. They were surprised because they couldn't tell if it was a boy or a girl. "What are you looking at?" asked Envy with a smirk on his face. Then he jumped on top of the roof and was off to search for his chibi-san.