Hi everyone! This is an idea that has been in my head for some time now, I got the ideas from this really cool website. Not sure if it will just be a one shot, but if enough people like it I will continue, enjoy!


Lindsay224 is online

THE MESSER is online

THE MESSER has messaged Lindsay224

THE MESSER- hay babe! How are you?

Lindsay224- Good, Mac's just been dishing out paper work to me since I can't work on the field…

THE MESSER- speaking of which

THE MESSER- how is the morning sickness?

Lindsay224- Not bad, I can't believe we are having a baby!

THE MESSER- I'm leaving you

Lindsay224- WHAT!

Lindsay224- !

THE MESSER- Wait! No no no! I meant to say I'm leaving now! To come home! The computer auto corrected it!

THE MESSER- Lindsay?

THE MESSER- Why won't you answer you cell?

THE MESSER-…..


HawkesALMIGHTY is online

BigBossMac21 is online

HawkesALMIGHTY has messaged BigBossMac21

HawkesALMIGHTY- how does sex sound for tomorrow?

HawkesALMIGHTY- OMG six Six SIX!

HawkesALMIGHTY-…

HawkesALMIGHTY- I just want to make it clear, I do not want to have sex with you…

HawkesALMIGHTY- Um, so how does six sound tomorrow to come and have a look at the autopsied body…

HawkesALMIGHTY- Awkward…


LucyM^.^ is online

Lindsay224 is online

LucyM^.^ has messaged Lindsay224

LucyM^.^- Hey mom, are you still at work?

Lindsay224- Sorry swettie, I'm going to be stuck here for awhile

LucyM^.^- Ok, when will dad be home?

Lindsay224- Probably in about ½ an hour, there is food in the fridge and I will c u when I get home

Lindsay224- Mommy loves you my swimmy limber baby feast

LucyM^.^- Ummm what mom?

Lindsay224- MY SWEET LITTLE BABY! Ah, sorry auto correct!

LucyM^.^- Um, right back at you?


Stellaxxx is online

ForensicFlack445 is online

ForensicFlack445 has messaged Stellaxxx

ForensicFlack445- Did mac leave mallot

ForensicFlack445- Do slacks weave maggots

FoensicFlack445- AHHHHHH

ForensicFlack445- Did cat save racket!

Stellaxxx- What are u on about? :0

ForensicFlack445- DID MAC LEAVE HIS JACKET!

Stellaxxx- wow, that took awhile to get out

ForensicFlack445- I hate auto correct….


ForensicFlack445 is online

The Messer is online

HawkesALMIGHTY is online

The Messer has messaged ForensicFlack445 and HawkesALMIGHTY

The Messer- Hey guys, are you all good for the rangers game tomorrow night

HawkesALMIGHTY- Yup, definitely!

ForensicFlack445- Oh yes!

The Messer- I was thinking that maybe

The Messer- We could paint our feces in team colours for the game!

The Messer- Hello?

HawkesALMIGHTY- Um, Danny you might want to read over what you just said..

The Messer- Ah Crap! Autocorrect!

ForensicFlack445- Ok, I for one am not painting my poo team colors, you're on your own for that one Messer….

The Messer- You guys better not copy and paste that and send it to anyone!

HawkesALMIGHTY- copy….

ForensicFlack445- paste…

HawkesALMIGHTY, ForensicFlack445- SEND!

The Messer- You guys better learn to sleep with one eye open….


Ok, it was a bit short, but I hope you enjoyed it! Review if you want me to continue!