Disclaimer: I so do not own Adventure Quest.

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Sage Uldor was at it again. He was sitting on the table of the lounge in the inn. He was, of course, doing nothing at the moment, and was swirling within a portal of his own memories, and practically found a memory that he will certainly not live by.

It happened years ago, when his daughter was still a little child. Uldor himself was in the village filled with rogues: Krovesport. It was a beautiful spring, and he himself was enjoying the breeze and the smell of fragrance from the flowers... until his daughter tugged his sleeve.

"Daddy, my kitty's on the tree."

Uldor sighed. He began walking around like a zombie in circles. Well, whaddaya expect from a blind man? Okay, I know, he could read minds and all this stuff, (did I get that correct?) but he's still a blind man, so show some respect to him, even though he IS a stupid blind man. (No offense) He was getting frustrated and at long last asked for the one question he had asked earlier. Maybe he is dumb at social stuff.

"Where's the tree?"

"There!"

"Where?!"

CRASH!! BUMP!!

He hit the tree.

"...Ow..."

He heard a loud 'MIEOW!' and the next thing he knew was something dropped on his head. Uldor guessed it was the cat. Unfortunately... the kitty hates him, and then something bad happened, oh yes, really bad.

The cute little kitty panicked and scratched his head and face viciously and endlessly. Uldor screamed like a girl and ran in circles while trying to pull the cat away. But the cat's evil, yes, it kept scratching.

"GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!..."

Uldor's daughter chased after him and pulled the kitty off his head, but now his perfect face was ruined and his hair was... well, let's just say the remains are hideous blotches of hair in a corner or two. He sensed an approach and heard a shout followed by hysterical laughters.

"HEY DUDES! CHECK OUT THAT BLIND DUDE WITH THAT FUNKY HAIR!"

Next was endless laughters around him and he could swear he smelled rotten tomatoes on his shirt, but his daughter denied that fact. It made Uldor shivered thinking that he, a sage, could meet such a simple task he could not complete.

But what he didn't know, the person who yelled and got him into all that humiliation in the crowd is... the one and only ME!

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(A/N): Okay, my first Adventure Quest fic. Reviews appreciated and I'm sorry if I offended anybody 'cause I didn't mean to.