Title: In Which the Tennis Boys have…Children?

Summary: In which the tennis boys are…old…and have…children. Now let's find out just what has happened in this time.

A/N: Okay, this came to me while playing the Sims2 the other day. I got my person a job in the mafia and was like "I wonder what would happen if Akaya (yes, I named her kid Akaya. Got a problem with that?) was to have sharing time at school and the question was "What do your parents do for a living?" So, this came about. If I get people telling me they like I'll do the other schools/characters too.

Warning: Shounan-ai/Yaoi/BL/Whatever-you-call-it. And the future of Rikkai in this chapter (which is a warning in itself). Oh, and like…dialog/play form for most of it. Meh…sorry about that, but it worked best like that for me.

It was a normal, sunny day at Rikkaidai Fuzoku Elementary School and, as the clock struck nine, Mr. Kuwahara's class settled down for their weekly sharing time. Basically, he would give the class a question and they would go around the circle, sharing. And this weeks promt just happened to be…

Mr. Kuwahara: What do your parents do for a living?

The circle stared at him blankly.

Mr. Kuwahara: Well, since you all seem so willing to share let's start with Kasumi, shall we? So, Kasumi, what do you mother and father do?

Kasumi (Female): Um…well…my first father is the manager of a bake shop downtown and-

Mr. Kuwahara: Your first father?

Kasumi: Yes, I have two.

Mr. Kuwahara: I see, and how about your mother?

Kasumi: Um…I don't have one of those? Anyways, my first father does the bake shop downtown and my other father is a member of the Mafia.

Mr. Kuwahara: 0.0 Moving on…how about your Araki.

Araki (Male): Let's see…well I also have a first father and a second father. Anyways, my first father runs that place downtown that sells those cool one-way glasses and stuff. And my other father…um…I'm not sure. He kinda…wanders around doing…stuff. Top-secret stuff. I think. Anyways it involves being dressed in black and wearing a ski mask.

Mr. Kuwahara: 0.0 Um…that's very interesting Araki. (mutters) So that's who robbed the bank last week…

Saori (Female): Ohohohoohoh!!! Can I go next Mr. Kuwahara?! (doesn't wait for response) Anyways, my father runs…well…it's like…a thingy…with long sword and um…he cuts things with them and teaches people how to cut things with them. And my moth-oh…um…actually he's my…other father…I think…well he helps out at the pre-school across the street. Sometimes he makes me go there, but only when he's busy, because I don't like it there because I'm not little and I don't go to pre-school anymo-

Mr. Kuwahara: That's very nice Saori. Let's see…AH! The twins! Genji and Yoshiko. How about you two?

Genji (Male): Well, first off we have

Yoshiko (Female): Three fathers one of which

Genji: Lives with us all of the time,

Yoshiko: One who lives with us part of the time,

Genji: And one who we never see and our first father

Yoshiko: Doesn't seem to like too much.

Genji: Anyways, our first and second father

Yoshiko: Both work as chemists

Genji: In a random lab somewhere

Yoshiko: Underground. Our first father

Genji: Has REALLY good vision, except you wouldn't know it

Yoshiko: From the way he keeps his eyes closed. Anyways,

Genji: Our second father often buys one-way glasses from the store

Yoshiko: Mentioned earlier by Araki.

Genji: And I believe our other father runs a pet shop.

Mr. Kuwahara: (gets annoyed by twin speak) That's…very nice. And I'm afraid sharing time is over now. Yes…um…we need to go and do…math. That's it…math…

Wheee...I hope you like it. Even if you didn't, PLEASE REVIEW!!! I don't care if you tell me it's the work piece of writing you've EVER read, just, please review!!! PLEASE! I had to REVIEW MY OWN STORY because I was so desperate...:(

Anyways, on another note, when you do review include the name of the kid and who you think the parents are (I'll post them at the beginning of the next chapter, which I will be doing no matter if I get reviews or not). Please note that one of the pairings here involves people other than at Rikkai. Oh, and if you didn't notice, the teacher happens to be Jackal. I felt bad for not pairing him with somebody, so I made him the teacher. And yes, he certainly has been away from the old team for a LONG LONG time.