HIGH
BuBBly CaNis luPus
Oh Lord.
It had finally happened.
The world would finally end all because…
…Uchiha Sasuke was officially high.
And, no my friends, for once it was not off love or sugar.
It was the real thing.
Earlier that Day:
Naruto glanced at Sasuke slyly.
Good. He was talking to Kakashi.
Naruto, seeing his chance, poured almost invisible powder into the moody shinobi's drink as discreetly as he could.
And now Naruto's prank had cost the world dearly.
His best friend had actually gulped down the poisoned beverage, not wanting to waste his money,
And now, Uchiha Sasuke was high.
"OHAYO SAKURA-CHAN!"
"Neh? Naruto…what are you doing?" Sakura tilted her head childishly. "Why are you hiding?"
"Shh! Sasuke could be coming anytime now." His eyes darted around like little bullets as he shouted in a strained voice from his spot in a tree.
"What? Tell me, Naruto. What happened to Sasuke?"
As Naruto spotted a black haired boy in a chicken-butt style, he gasped.
In a few moments, Sasuke had pranced over.
"What awe me bestest buds doing hewe witout me?"
Before Sakura could answer his innocent question, however, Naruto ran off screaming nonsense such as: 'The world is over! Beware; you will be sucked into the black hole Sasuke's highness created!'
Sakura, meanwhile, stared blankly at Sasuke.
He looked like a 5 year-old high off sugar.
Sakura was half right.
Thank goodness Sakura could adapt to any situation easily.
"Ano, Sasu-chan? Why don't you come to my apartment to play?" Sakura awaited Sasuke's enthusiastic nod before grabbing his hand and dragging him to her home.
Sakura covered her smile with her hand as she watched Sasuke sip his juice happily. Sasuke was currently holding a juice box while watching his new favorite show.
Power Ninjas.
It was a sight Sakura thought she would never see, not even in a billion years—no, make that a gazillion years.
And yet, it was happening right this instant.
Sasuke, in all his 18 year-old glory, was bouncing up and down in her sofa, drinking tomato juice from a juice box while watching Power Ninjas.
Naruto was right—the world had ended.
...Even I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this. I just found this recently and it's been stuck in my computer for like a year. Hope it cracked you up like it did to me when I first read it. :D