The Hero Marine: (Private McHardShaft)
Once apon a time there was a marine named Sancho McHardShaft. He killed like 50 zerglins and everyone was like "damn bra dis dude bad-ass". Then one time when he was a his army base Infested Kerrigan was there attacking with and army of hydralisks and she shot a spine right through his commanding officers dong, then his head. And he died. So Sancho was now in charge. He new he had to be a brave strong leader, so he decided to rush out into the front lines with only a sword. Every one was like " holy shit that guy doesn't even have a gun or any grenades or any thing, all he has is a sword". So he ran out and saw Infested Kerrigan. He shot a hole in her stomach with his machine gun and stuffed 6 grenades in her. He then ran like a nig. And she exploded. There was one marine jacking off in the corner of the bunker cause he thought he was going to die Sancho walked in and said "come on we need you in the front line". So he helped finish the guy off then they both ran out covered in jizz. After 96 hours of straight fighting with no breaks or sleep the marines were tired, especially because they ran out of ammo and had to chainsaw all of the zergs, and run them down with cars with chainsaws for tires and chainsaws tied to the front of them. In the end the marines sucsessfully defended their base from infested Kerrigan and her army, and Sancho was known as a hero for the rest of his life. He was know as the hero that killed Kerrigan with his bare hands.
The end