Hi. My name's Jessica. I'm just an average 15 year-old, and I'm good at hiding things from my parents, mostly as I watch a certain web series with twelve seasons that they may or may not approve of. I'm not taking the risk. Anyways, I'm in 10th grade, and have average grades, with some Bs and Cs thrown around there. My birthday is Augest 17th, I like music, I suck at art, excell at sports, have about four friends that are close to me, 15 others that aren't so much, an older sister named Katherine, a younger brother named Zack, and a lot of hats. This is my story of how I got sucked into a universe that I didn't believe actually existed, and got the aventures to go with it.

I was on my iPhone, texting my friend about some earthquake that just happened in California, and it was a big one, too, caused some major damage. My friend, Sky, replied back to me, texting, "OMG! Really?! Oh I hope my grandmas okay! She was over there on vacation for the week visiting my cousins hope theyre fine 2". She didn't have the best grammar, but I still liked her.

I rolled my eyes, there were no fatalities, at least not that I've heard of, just a couple of injuries. It did make me wonder, though, what was freelancer California like? I shook my head, this wasn't the time to think about Red vs Blue. I texted back, "I'm sure they're fine, Sky. Don't overreact so much!" I hit send, and got out of the chair I was sitting in, rolling onto my bed, feeling the comfort of the blankets and pillows that soon surrounded me.

Sky replied, "okay I guess I over reacted a litle. I just worry about my famly." I read it smiling, it's good to care about family. I looked over at the clock that sat near the window in my room. 6:34. Dinner would be ready soon, plus I needed a reason to stop texting for a bit; I had things to think about.

"Dinner's ready for me, gotta go," I sent one more text, then put the phone down on the nightstand, sighing. I looked up at the ceiling of my room, closing my eyes as once more I thought about freelancers and what they did.

Okay, that Director dude? He was an asshole, at least when the project was still fully running. By the end of season ten, though, he was just a broken man, unable to find the one thing he wanted to have again. Then he killed himself with Carolina's pistol. Hmm.. I thought about what the director did, with splitting up Alpha, and getting all the A.I. Fragments. I really liked the A.I.'s. Good 'ol O'Malley, Gary/Gamma, logical Delta, shy little Theta, they were all special to me. Oh, and Epsilon, well, he was just like Church, and Church happened to be my favorite character, for reasons unknown even to myself, so, yeah, I liked Epsilon.

I thought about the stuff that happened in the last couple of seasons. On Chorus, with the newer characters Locus and Felix. I never expected Felix's betrayal until it came. I do wonder, though. What if there was still some good in him? What if there was something in his past that made him the way he is now, and if there was a way to make up for it?

"Oh, what would I give to be part of those guys' adventures?" I asked myself. Little did I know, I was practically asking for a death sentence.

My eyes widened as a flash appeared inside my room, reflecting off the mirror and metal, making it even brighter, nearly blinding me. I had to squint just to see anything. The light soon disappeared, leaving something else where it once was, something else that made me think I was completely hallucinating. Man, would I have later hoped I was.

It was a hologram. A hologram showing a man in armor you would see in the game Halo, and in Red vs Blue. The hologram looked at me as more holograms appeared, like a rainbow of them, then the light flashed again, and once more, I couldn't see a thing. As the light disappeared again, I was extremely surprised and confused to find that I was no longer in my room, but instead on a cliff, looking down a what appeared to be some sort of canyon, a very familiar canyon that I remember seeing a lot during season 11 of Red vs Blue, a show created by Rooster Teeth that wasn't supposed to be real.

Jumping back so I wouldn't fall over, I couldn't help but scream inside my head. What the Fuck just happened?, I asked myself as the other holograms appeared next to me, but I didn't notice. I was too busy thinking I was crazy. As I looked closely in the canyon, I spotted two figures: one in yellow and blue armor, and one in aqua - or was it teal... Turquoise? Anyways, another in armor that represents some form of a mix between blue and green walking around. Holy shit, I thought, It's Tucker and Wash. I am looking at Lavernious Tucker and Agent Washington. Yup, I've gone crazy. Somebody pinch me.

One of the holograms walked over to me, this one was white and about the size of an actual human being.

"Okay," The hologram said, with a voice that I recognized instantly. Church! But, wait, is it Epsilon or Alpha? It has to be Epsilon, 'cause Alpha died with the emp-er.. E.M.P... Right? Ugh, who cares?! Church is standing right in front of me! Th-that's not physically possible!

Church continued, "I have two simple questions for you: Who the fuck are you, and what the hell just happened?"

Of course, I could only answer one of those questions.

-Beautiful transitioning line you are going to see a lot-

Ex-Agent Washington watched as Tucker did squats. The two blues had crash landed on a planet called Chorus. Of course, it was no ones fault, but now they had to get their communication systems working in order to call for rescue. The other on Blue Team, Caboose, was having one of his "off" days, almost right after the crash his "ultra best friend" Church ran off to who knows where, taking the Freelancer Carolina with him. He didn't even say goodbye. Now, with Wash in charge of Blue team, he was having the two run drills, well, Tucker, at least, Caboose only had to do them when he wasn't missing Church.

"Why do we have to train so much? We never had to do squats when Church was in charge," Tucker said a little after finishing squats.

Washington was quick to reply, "Exactly. I'd say you two have fallen out of shape, but generally in order to fall out of something, you have to be in it first."

"Hey, that's funny!", Tucker spoke up, "You should try comedy, Wash. Why make one person miserable, when you can work over an entire room?"

"Alright! Time for sprints," Wash said almost instantly, raising his voice a little.

Tucker wasn't happy with sprints, or Wash, really, "Fuck you!"

"I want five laps around the canyon," Washington said decidedly.

Tucker glared under his helment, "Die in a fire."

"Six laps, around the canyon!", Washington raised the number for Tucker's remark

Tucker had an idea, "Hey! Why isn't Caboose down here?", he started to ask, "Shouldn't you be making him do dumbbell rolls, or inverted push-ups or something?"

Washington's tone lowered, "I think he's having one of his... off, days."

Tucker's eyes widened in realization, "Oh..."

Washington stopped whatever he was about to say, and looked up at one of the canyon walls, swearing he saw something. He felt like he was being watched. And he was. He held his hand up in a quieting gesture at Tucker to make sure he didn't say anything. He pointed to where he saw the movement. As the canyon got quieter, save for some chatting reds all the way at the other side, Washington heard voices in the same place where he saw the flicker of movement. He couldn't make out what they were saying, but he made a mental note to keep his guard up. Looking at the now stiffened body of Tucker, Wash could tell he had heard it, too.

Washington finally spoke up, "That is why we have to train, Tucker," he took on a more serious tone, "Keep your guard up, I want to find out who's in this canyon with us."

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There was only one main thought going through my head at that time, Church. It's Church. I can't believe he's right next to me. Church is right next to me!

"Church..." I muttered, just loud enough that he heard me. My eyes widened as I realized I just made a big slip up. I slapped myself internally, Calm down! "Shit," I said quietly to myself.

"Wait.. You know who I am? Okay, I've never seen you before so you better tell me what the fuck is going on here. The last thing I remember is going inside the Meta before Wash's emp thingy went off. Next thing I know, I'm stuck with these artificial idiots and you're standing next to us!" He said, getting louder as he went on.

I saw another, green one come up to me, Delta.

Delta looked at Church, "I believe the recent event to which you are referring is with the time distortion unit's malfunction just before the E.M.P. went off. I believe it has moved us to a new location, though I am not sure when. The girl standing before us must have been picked up by it as we were moved. It would appear the Meta did not come with us, though I am not sure how not."

It's times like these when I really love to have the voice of logic around to save me. Then, something clicked. The E.M.P went off in season six. That means the A.I. Have traveled five seasons ahead. They have no idea what's going on right now. I couldn't really find anything to say to the A.I., so I went with, "Uh... Hi. I'm Jessica, nice to meet you, Delta," I said without realizing he hadn't been introduced yet. "Fuck me," I muttered under my breath. This was gonna be a long day, but there was one thought that only just crossed my mind: would I ever get to go home?

But home would be the least of my problems for a long while.