It was your typical batshit insane night at the Super Smash Brothers Mansion as it was nighttime in F-ZERO's Big Blue stage from Melee, with the Smash Mansion being right in the middle of the blue ocean that was surrounded by the F-ZERO race course, with an F-ZERO race and a Brawl match occurring.
But it was inside the mansion that counted, not so much the outside. And on that note...
"Tea! I got tea!" Stafy, Starfy, or whatever the hell the yellow star's name was, exclaimed happily as he had a cup of tea in his stubby right hand, with it having a hint of coffee in it.
"Yeah, well I got coffee and I'm not afraid to drink it!" Pichu gleefully exclaimed as she had a cup of hot steamy coffee in her paws, it having a little bit of tea combined as she tilted her head to the right.
So both of the cute, yellow colored creatures, of which one was a shitty Assist Trophy and the other a shitty, formerly playable Smasher, drank their cups of tea and coffee. That they mixed in with each other at the same time.
Why? Because they're idiots.
"I'm so fucking hyper, man!" Stafy exclaimed as he began bouncing up and down and all around in the hallway, of with characters were on the highest floor that held the residing rooms as Stafy boarded the platforms, broke the targets, and made several home runs on the various Sandbags present in the hallway for whatever reason.
"M-me too!" Pichu exclaimed as she began feeling electricity charging throughout her entire body, zipping through the hallway like a fire cracker as she screamed with joy, shocking everyone and everything that came close to her, causing several of the explosive items to explode, which in turn shook the entire mansion.
"My Koopa Klown Kar!" Bowser Jr. exclaimed as he noticed it exploding right in front of him, having forgotten to take it back into his room as he growled, flipping the bird at the blue colored electrical jolt zipping by, of which was actually Pichu. "Screw off, you ginger dingus!"
"I have no insurance!" Pichu exclaimed as she zipped by Dark Pit, stripping the dark angel boy of his clothes as his underwear was revealed, of which were panties containing pictures of Amy Rose on them.
"Nice undies, Dork Shit!" Wario teased as he and Waluigi laughed, both of them being across the room as Dark Pit growled, blushing in embarrassment as he covered his private spots.
"WHAT THE GODDAMN HELL OF A FUCKERY IS GOING ON IN HERE?" A red Pikmin angrily exclaimed while drunk as he took out Donkey Kong's Coconut Gun, firing it in spurts as he scared off all the other different colored Pikmin.
"My Coconut Gun!" Donkey Kong exclaimed as he was knocked away by Stafy.
"I dunno, ecks dee." A yellow Pikmin commented as she placed her small stubby plant hands on her face, giggling.
"El to the em to the ay to the oh!" A blue Pikmin shouted as he was doing various poses, with the red Pikmin punching him in the stomach with the Coconut Gun.
Arceus was trying to read a novel about the ocean as he heard the chaos going on, sighing as he closed his eyes to get a view of what was really happening. He sighed in annoyance, shaking his head. "Why am I in this story?"
"BECAUSE CAFFEINE, SON!" Stafy and Pichu exclaimed in unison as they collided with each other, causing the entire mansion to shake, which in turn caused shock waves that were felt across all of Big Blue as various F-ZERO vehicles went flying off the race course, two of them crashing into the mansion as Stafy and Pichu both groaned.
"You know what we need?" Stafy stated as he faced Pichu, seeing small copies of himself circling around his head.
"Lotsa sugar?" Pichu exclaimed as she got back up on her feet, moving her small hands around.
"YOU READ MY MIND!" Stafy exclaimed as he grabbed Pichu and dashed all the way down to the kitchen, to cause even more bullshit for the mansion.
And the best part? Master Hand and Crazy Hand weren't here to prevent this. Why? Because they went grocery shopping with Arceus, Dry Bowser, and Gruntilda Winkybunion.
"You think something bad is happening back at the mansion?" Master Hand asked while looking for some coffee.
"Probably... and I would know because I'm missing on the fun!" Crazy Hand complained as he curled himself into a fist.
Arceus chuckled as he was using his godlike Pokemon power to push the shopping cart full of groceries. "You shouldn't pout, Crazy. You get to experience your mansion's craziness every day."
"It's too bad we're not that lucky," Dry Bowser sarcastically commented while rolling his eyes as Gruntilda laughed.
"Yeah, too bad for us that we're not there to experience bullshit!" Grunty cackled as Dry Bowser joined her in laughing, with Arceus and Master Hand facing each other while Crazy Hand kept slamming himself on the store floor, attracting the attention of other shoppers and workers.