Gollum and Psycho Bunny
Disclaimer: Despite wishing I could own him, Gollum is not mine. But psycho bunny is my demon and is all mine so you cannot have him! I need him.... * sniffs *
Okay so on with the story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One bright and sunny day Gollum is sat in his cave 20 floors below sea level. No sun light filters through and he is stroking his precious, hissing softly to himself, a block of cheese in his left hand..... Jesus serving him French wine. There was a loud clatter, coming from across the lake. His ears perked up like a puppy dogs (awwwwwwwwww but puppy got drugged up and died). There was a low snarl and a splash. Something swam gracefully through the water towards Gollum's island. Jesus dived into the water and was eaten by piranhas (yay) and Gollum slipped the ring into a hidey hole. The lake was suddenly silent, the waters were still. Gollum looked around, nothing, except the screams of Jesus coming from somewhere or other. There was a roar of water and a tiny bunny (which was seriously mauled and tattered) leaped up onto the rock. It snarled at Gollum and started sniffing around the island. Gollum's eyes were a lot wider than usually (because of the surprise) as he watched the bunny sniff around the island. The bunny in question was yellow and had tattered ears, he was also riddled with holes and tears. The bunny came across Gollum's hidey hole and pulled out the ring, holding it up in triumph. Gollm screamed and the bunny turned around to face him, seeming to grow much bigger. Gollum latched his claws into bunny's ear and bunny latched himself onto Gollum's leg. This is where I intervene..... "Okay you two," this is me speaking (oh wonderful gorgeous me... ahem), "now I don't want my poor Pscho Bunny (ahhh my dearest demon of all) getting hurt, and neither do I want poor little sorta innocent Gollum getting hurt." (Jesus) "wotta about me" (me again) "oh go lick a donkey..... Okay Gollum and Psycho Bunny are gonna team up and work together to kill Legolas * the whole group arrows cheers, Emma's getting all ecstatic again.. *
Okay then.....Wot do ya think? If I get just one review, just the one.. I'll carry on with my story!!!! Oh wot the hell I'll do it anyway, just to annoy the people who don't like me (as long as you don't form an internet army against me... there's so many of you... Getam Pscho Bunny..... Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!!)
*_* eternal spirit *_*
Disclaimer: Despite wishing I could own him, Gollum is not mine. But psycho bunny is my demon and is all mine so you cannot have him! I need him.... * sniffs *
Okay so on with the story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One bright and sunny day Gollum is sat in his cave 20 floors below sea level. No sun light filters through and he is stroking his precious, hissing softly to himself, a block of cheese in his left hand..... Jesus serving him French wine. There was a loud clatter, coming from across the lake. His ears perked up like a puppy dogs (awwwwwwwwww but puppy got drugged up and died). There was a low snarl and a splash. Something swam gracefully through the water towards Gollum's island. Jesus dived into the water and was eaten by piranhas (yay) and Gollum slipped the ring into a hidey hole. The lake was suddenly silent, the waters were still. Gollum looked around, nothing, except the screams of Jesus coming from somewhere or other. There was a roar of water and a tiny bunny (which was seriously mauled and tattered) leaped up onto the rock. It snarled at Gollum and started sniffing around the island. Gollum's eyes were a lot wider than usually (because of the surprise) as he watched the bunny sniff around the island. The bunny in question was yellow and had tattered ears, he was also riddled with holes and tears. The bunny came across Gollum's hidey hole and pulled out the ring, holding it up in triumph. Gollm screamed and the bunny turned around to face him, seeming to grow much bigger. Gollum latched his claws into bunny's ear and bunny latched himself onto Gollum's leg. This is where I intervene..... "Okay you two," this is me speaking (oh wonderful gorgeous me... ahem), "now I don't want my poor Pscho Bunny (ahhh my dearest demon of all) getting hurt, and neither do I want poor little sorta innocent Gollum getting hurt." (Jesus) "wotta about me" (me again) "oh go lick a donkey..... Okay Gollum and Psycho Bunny are gonna team up and work together to kill Legolas * the whole group arrows cheers, Emma's getting all ecstatic again.. *
Okay then.....Wot do ya think? If I get just one review, just the one.. I'll carry on with my story!!!! Oh wot the hell I'll do it anyway, just to annoy the people who don't like me (as long as you don't form an internet army against me... there's so many of you... Getam Pscho Bunny..... Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!!)
*_* eternal spirit *_*