The Twelve Days of Watching

By Monster Fan

On the first day of watching the council gave to me:

A Slayer with a pointy thing!



On the second day of watching the council gave to me:

Two Xanders,

And a Slayer with a pointy thing!



On the third day of watching the council gave to me:

Three Evil nerds,

Two Xanders,

And a Slayer with a pointy thing!



On the forth day of watching the council gave to me:

Four Ex-boyfriends

Three Evil nerds,

Two Xanders,

And a Slayer with a pointy thing!



On the fifth day of watching the council gave to me:

Five Books from Giles,

Four Ex-boyfriends

Three Evil nerds,

Two Xanders,

And a Slayer with a pointy thing!



On the sixth day of watching the council gave to me:

Six Armageddons

Five Books from Giles,

Four Ex-boyfriends

Three Evil nerds,

Two Xanders,

And a Slayer with a pointy thing!



On the seventh day of watching the council gave to me:

Seven Initiative Soldiers,

Six Armageddons,

Five Books from Giles,

Four Ex-boyfriends

Three Evil nerds,

Two Xanders,

And a Slayer with a pointy thing!



On the eighth day of watching the council gave to me:

Eight Super Villains,

Seven Initiative soldiers,

Six Armageddons,

Five Books from Giles,

Four Ex-boyfriends

Three Evil nerds,

Two Xanders,

And a Slayer with a pointy thing!



On the ninth day of watching the council gave to me:

Nine Demonic hordes,

Eight Super Villains,

Seven Initiative soldiers,

Six Armageddons,

Five Books from Giles,

Four Ex-boyfriends

Three Evil nerds,

Two Xanders,

And a Slayer with a pointy thing!



On the tenth day of watching the council gave to me:

Ten Dooms of warning,

Nine Demonic hordes,

Eight Super Villains,

Seven Initiative soldiers,

Six Armageddons,

Five Books from Giles,

Four Ex-boyfriends

Three Evil nerds,

Two Xanders,

And a Slayer with a pointy thing!



On the eleventh day of watching the council gave to me:

Eleven Slayer helpers,

Ten Dooms of warning,

Nine Demonic hordes,

Eight Super Villains,

Seven Initiative soldiers,

Six Armageddons,

Five Books from Giles,

Four Ex-boyfriends

Three Evil nerds,

Two Xanders,

And a Slayer with a pointy thing!



On the twelfth day of watching the council gave to me:

Twelve days of pay,

Eleven Slayer helpers,

Ten Dooms of warning,

Nine Demonic hordes,

Eight Super Villains,

Seven Initiative soldiers,

Six Armageddons,

Five Books from Giles,

Four Ex-boyfriends

Three Evil nerds,

Two Xanders,

And a Slayer with a pointy thing!



Authors Notes:

The three evil nerds: Warren, Jonathan, Andrew.

The 4 Ex-boyfriends: Angel, Parker, Riley, Spike.

The eight super villains: The Master, Spike, Dru, Angel, The Mayor, Faith, Adam, Glory.

The Eleven slayer helpers: Giles, Willow, Xander, Angel, Cordelia, Oz, Jenny, Anya, Tara, Riley, Spike.



Disclaimer

None of the characters from 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' or 'Angel' belong to me. They are the exclusive property of Joss Whedon (to whom we all owe one giant "Thank You,"), Mutant Enemy, Lazy Dave, Fox, WB, UPN, and other copyright owners.

I just borrowed them to play with.



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