Wrath: Welcome to Are you Smarter Than An Insane Authoress? (that's me) It's just like are you smarter than a 5th grader? Only since I couldn't get that I had to do with it's crazy drug addict cousin. There will be know little kids to help the contestants and they will each have an insane person making up the questions. Have fun.
Wrath: 'welcome to Are you Smarter Than An Insane Authoress? I am your host Wrath. And here are our contestants.
Mew Ichigo (applause and whistles)
Mew Mint (slightly less applause)
Mew Lettuce (applause while she blushes)
Mew Pudding (applause and laughter as she dose a cartwheel)
Mew Zakuro (lots of applause and Whistling)
Ryou (applause)
Tart (applause)
Pai (applause)
Kish (applause)
Massaya (applesauce)
Massaya: hey why do I get covered in applesauce and I don't get applause!!!
Wrath: Because I am the supreme Authoress and I don't like you and I think it's funny to see you covered in applesauce. (big loud booming voice) now on less you want hungry cougars chewing at your bones be silent!!!! (Back to normal) now while he cowers in fear lets draw the first victim I mean contestant.
Walks over and spins a big wheel with everyone's name on it.
Wrath: and the winner is Mew Mint.
Mew Mint: hey it says Pai!!
Wrath: (in big booming voice) I am the supreme authoress and what I say goes got it!!! (back to normal while everyone cowers in fear.) Come back next time and see mew mint take on the challenge of get my insane questions right. See ya.
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Was it weird??? Was it deranged???? Will Massaya be covered in applesauce next time??? How will mint do in the question round??? I don't even know!! If I get reviews you can come back next time and will find out together!!!!