Doe mek no gurl diss u so

Doe mek no gurl diss u so..lol

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So I got this from a friend, and found it totally funny, if u already seen this just read again, laugh and get on with life.


Girls try not to laugh too loud when u sing this!
Hinata and her boyfriend Naruto had made a huge step in their relationship, they decided that they were going to have sex, so they went back to Hinata's place to do 'it'. After some foreplay Naruto took out what he got and what Hinata saw made her sing…..

You gotta sing it to the rhythm of 'I will survive'.
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many
years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew
that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bullst, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!

Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count
Chorus
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I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your
little wiener standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm
saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed!

Chorus

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

After Hinata finished singing, Naruto was so embarrassed that he just zipped up his pants and left with tears flowing steadily out his eyes, he knew then that he would never have Hinata as his girlfriend again cause he don't got what she want.

Hehehehehehehe I'm so weird.

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