This fic is based off of "If These Walls Could Talk" by Vic Mignogna. It would help if you listened to it while reading, cuz you'll see that it freaking fits the twins REALLY well. Be sure to include the beloved Risembool's name when you look it up, or you'll get a movie xD

This is meant to be an emotional rollercoaster, it'll break your heart and be sexy and funny at the same time. Yep. What.

Also, if this first chapter is a bit rocky, don't worry. I just kind of need to establish the plot and everything, and then things will get real. I'm not sure how long it's gonna be, cuz I won't be planning it AT ALL. I mean, it's not like I even...plan out...any of my fics...heh...

Anyway, enjoy! :D

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"Hikaru...Hik-..." I threw my head back, only to be caught by my brother's hand. When I opened my eyes he was there, smirking at me. I moaned uncontrollably, vision blurring from pleasure, and I could feel his mouth on me again.

"You're a tough cookie, Kaoru..." Hikaru murmured in between his sucking. I bit my lip, refusing to give in yet. But before long I was shaking, trembling from overstimulation. Just to tease me, my twin snaked his hand under my rear and prodded quite intrusively. Due to a mixture of nervousness and anticipation, I finally screamed out and found my release.

As usual, I was a quivering mess. All I could think about was Hikaru and how good he made me feel. God, thank you...

"Ah...hn...come here..." I whined, annoyed that my brother had collapsed at the scene again. Not getting a response, I abandoned my pillow and crawled over to his already-sleeping form. I found his hand somewhere amongst the blankets and held it fast.

"Love you, Hikaru..." I fell asleep right away.

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Would they call us fools

Surrounding the love we made

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"Remember last night, Kaoru?" Hikaru cooed, running his finger up my neck. I gasped at the sensation, the screams of our guests not even reaching me. My brother seemed to notice, and hooked my jawline with his nail. Snapping back to reality, I looked away in (fake) humiliation, with a (real) blush spreading across my cheeks.

"You shouldn't talk about that, Hikaru..." I mewled in (staged) protest. In response, he slid both of his arms around my torso, his right hand resting at the hem of my pants. I inwardly cursed him, why why why why?

"Oh? But our guests are dying to know." Hikaru said coolly. Damnit! You're the impulsive one! I thought in frustration, as I was finding it extremely difficult to continue this. Making sure to keep my composure, I hugged his neck and stared straight in his eyes.

"But it's so embarassing..." I responded, quiet enough so only our guests could hear.

"It's cute when you get like that, you know..." Hikaru said darkly, just barely slipping his hand inside my shirt so no one else would see. I ran out of vocabulary.

"Hikaru..." I whispered. I couldn't take this anymore. I looked at my brother's lips, wanting nothing more than to kiss them...

"BEST BROTHERLY LOVE EVER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" one of the girls screamed, so loudly that it stopped me. To avoid awkwardness, I looked away.

"Hikaru, we're ignoring our guests..."

"Oh, we're sorry, princesses. Me and Kaoru are just getting a little carried away."

Yep, that satisfied them all right. The brotherly love act finally being over, we poured some tea for our guests to busy ourselves.

"Excuse me for a moment, ladies~" I said, successfully getting away and knowing that my brother would follow.

"Oh, I'm sorry...I'd better go with him. Who knows what kind of trouble Kaoru could get in when he's all alone~" I could hear Hikaru quickly say. The girls giggled in response before beginning to excitedly gossip about what they had just seen. At least they were thoroughly satisfied.

Did we make the right moves

Watching the games we played

Gritting my teeth, I rushed to the bathroom. Hikaru caught up to me in an instant, and we didn't speak until we had made sure the bathroom was clear. Once that was done, I groaned. Hikaru unzipped my trousers, chuckling at what he saw.

"Thank god those pants are so loose." He pointed out. "Maybe we should design some that are even looser. Just for safety." He was smirking. I rolled my eyes, dragging him into a stall and locking the door. They better leave us alone.

"Hey, I'm sorry." Hikaru said, smiling up at me as he got on his knees. "But why are you so worked up?"

"I don't know!" I huffed. "Hurry up, we have to get back there soon or the girls are gonna be suspicious. And I'm sure they're already suspicious enough." Guh. I'm really acting like a uke right now.

"All right, all right." Hikaru laughed, immediately getting to work. No foreplay. This was only for necessity. And it was still annoying me that Hikaru was somehow keeping his cool this entire time. That was my job! But I guess it wasn't my fault that hormones were just sneaking up on me today.

Were we losers or winners

Call us beginners

After Hikaru finished me off and drank me up, I rezipped my pants with fumbling hands.

"Thanks, bro." I muttered. I had to laugh right after I said it.

"Pff, you're welcome, little bro." We washed our hands and left the bathroom, Hikaru quickly pinning me onto the wall before we turned the corner to Music Room Three. It had its own bathroom, but that wouldn't be very private, now would it?

When Hikaru smirked at me again, I gratefully leaned forward to kiss him. Preventing his tongue from getting too out of wack, I kept it gentle. Couldn't have him getting too turned on, after all. Don't ask me how he managed to do it in the bathroom.

"We went a little too far today, huh..." I said quietly.

"But that was your fault..." Hikaru replied.

"I know, but you were provoking it."

"Heh. Sorry." my brother apologized, pulling away and staring into my eyes for a moment before diving in again. As we lightly brushed our mouths together, just barely sucking, a noise startled us.

"Oh!" a low, yet unmistakably feminine voice burst out. We whipped around to the sound, both knowing who it was. Haruhi!

We froze, too shocked to move. Haruhi threw her hands in front of her.

"U-um...I'm sorry!" she stuttered awkwardly, eyes lingering on the scene in front of her for barely a second before she turned to run. When the clapping of her shoes against the hard floor had finally faded away, we quickly separated from each other. Hikaru moved his hands from the wall to the sides of his face, eyes widening in terror.

"Wh-...why..." he whispered. He looked up, and suddenly spun around to the direction Haruhi ran in. "Haru-!" I had my hand clamped over his mouth in an instant.

"Shhh..." I soothed, though my hand was shaking horribly. "We'll deal with this later. I'm sure Haruhi went home, so let's just go back to the club and cover for her, okay?" I searched his eyes, golden and swimming with dismay. He swallowed and exhaled a tiny breath, seeming to calm down. I smoothed his hair for comfort, smiling sadly through my true emotions.

Always thought

We were alone

We've been watched

Who could have known

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We returned to Music Room Three, wearing our best pasted-on smiles.

"Kao-chan! Hika-chan! Where have you guys been?" Honey ran up to us curiously, giggling. "And where did Haru-chan go?" Not wasting a beat, I put an arm around Hikaru.

"Haruhi just remembered that her dad was bringing a friend to her house today for dinner." I said matter-of-factly.

"She had to get home fast." Hikaru added.

"So she told us to let you guys know." We finished together.

"Oh?" Tamaki appeared out of nowhere. "Maybe we should help-" He was pushed aside by Kyoya.

"I don't think that will be needed, Daddy. Let's just finish up here, and then we can go home." He stated, pushing up his glasses. "I'll deal with Haruhi tomorrow." The shadow king smirked, and we all shuddered at the scary aura he was giving off, cruelly enunciating his words to prove his point.

"K-Kyoya..." Tamaki blubbered, tears threatening to well up in his big violet eyes. He reached out to his best friend, pouting persuasively. I got a bad feeling that the club might go along with Milord's plan. Hikaru felt it too.

"Uh...I don't think that's a good idea, Boss." he said.

"Yeah. We should definitely leave her alone." I confirmed. Tamaki turned to us in shock.

"Whaaat? You shady twins, of all people, declining a chance to go to Haruhi's house? Unspeakable!" He huffed, folding his arms over his chest. "I guess I'll just go alone then-"

"Tama-chan alone with Haru-chan and two trannies?" Honey wondered, the question hanging in the air.

"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Tamaki shrieked, teleporting to his corner of shame and starting to pick at the floor pitifully. "Hmph. You guys are no fair..." I felt a little bad for him, actually. I wouldn't miss this opportunity either if it were real. And I definitely didn't want anyone to follow through with the plan that only sprouted from our little white lie.

"Hey, Boss..." I started gently. "So maybe if we helped Haruhi, we could spruce dinner up a bit. But that's not what it's all about. Ranka wants to show off his daughter, right? We really shouldn't interfere. Haruhi has her own personal life, and we've just got to leave her alone sometimes." I smiled at Tamaki innocently, hoping my charm would work on him.

"Kaoru..." He whimpered, appearing as if he were moved. I felt a spark of hope. But, suddenly he was between me and Hikaru, arms draping over our shoulders. "That's exactly why we'll have to work behind the scenes! Ahahahaha!" I grimaced, taking a glance at Hikaru. He nodded. In an instant we were crouching in a corner with Kyoya, whispering suspiciously.

"Listen, Kyoya...Haruhi isn't really making dinner for her dad and his friend." Hikaru said.

"Something happened today that made her run home. We'll work it out with her tomorrow." I continued. Kyoya was nodding, scribbling in his notebook at a rapid pace. "Hey! Don't write that down!" I considered smacking his hand away, and decided that was a bad idea. Anyhow, he closed his book before I could do anything.

"I see. Don't worry, you two. I'll make sure Tamaki doesn't do anything stupid." Kyoya affirmed. I breathed a sigh of relief. In all honesty, we could always count on our Shadow King to keep things under control when we needed him. "I won't pry for now, but..."

"We know." We responded quickly.

"But we can't tell you yet." Hikaru muttered.

"You understand, right?" I asked gently.

"Yes, I do." Kyoya offered us the ghost of a smile. It was creepy and assuring at the same time, and I had this terrifying hunch that he would say something like "Your secret is safe with me" next, but luckily he didn't. We sprung out of our corner to a confused Tamaki. "Haruhi is busy enough as it is. Let's try to avoid any interference today. Understood?" He flicked Tamaki's ear.

"Oww! That hurt, Kyoya!" the blonde whined. Kyoya turned around and gave him a particularly harsh look. To say that it made me feel like I died on the spot is a bit of an understatement. Surprisingly, Tamaki's expression turned into a slightly guilty one, and he looked away. "U-um...alright, we're not going to visit Haruhi today." Wow! It really worked! Thank you, Kyoya! I smiled at him gratefully, intertwining my fingers with Hikaru's in a gesture of hope.

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We were finally home again. I don't even know if we were in Hikaru's room or mine, but it hadn't mattered for as long as I could remember. I had my left hand resting on top of his right as we sat on the edge of our bed, staring down at the floor. We always seemed to adopt this position when something bad happened.

If these walls could talk

What would they be sayin'?

What would they be sayin'?

Hikaru suddenly broke away from me and stood up.

"I need to study." he announced, voice free of emotion. I stared at him, slightly open-mouthed. He walked away.

"...yeah..." I muttered, following him. It was only about five o'clock, and we were obviously in no mood to do anything fun right now.

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"Hey, Hikaru..." I said, barely audible. "Could you help me with this math prob-" Hikaru had lunged over to me from his spot on our joint desk in a second.

"That's easy, you just need to use the change-of-base formula." He quickly scribbled something, punched some numbers and logs into my calculator, and wrote the answer down. I furrowed my eyebrows, trying to make sense of it. Soon it became clear, and I gasped.

"Oh...that makes so much sense, Hikaru!" I turned to him and tried to smile. His eyes widened, and he hugged me tightly. We held that position for what seemed like an eternity before he broke off and went back to his work. For once, I was confused about his behavior. I mean, I'm sure he was just thinking about today, and so was I...but we would talk about it later. For now I didn't want it to affect me.

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After countless hours of boring studying and a silent dinner with just the two of us, we could finally rest. At least we wouldn't have to work so hard tomorrow, it looked like. It was 9 something now, we could get plenty of sleep and still have room to talk. But Hikaru didn't feel like talking just yet.

He was all over me a lot more than usual in the shower. I was just worn out, and didn't understand why he was in the mood. But he was there for me today, and it was my turn to satisfy him now.

I managed to take my hand away for just a moment to turn off the water, but he didn't even let me grab a towel and just continued making out with me relentlessly as we stumbled to our bed. As soon as my legs hit its edge, he threw me forward and we tossed around until we weren't in risk of falling off.

"Mmph...H-Hikaru..." I groaned in slight annoyance. I kind of wanted to tell him to stop, maybe just let me breathe a minute. In response, he broke off his mouth from mine and started to suck at my ear. I melted a little bit, curling in on myself and starting to get a little turned on. But then he surprised me, immediately moving to take me in his mouth without any other pretext.

He was rough, not preventing his canines from dragging along the sides of my dick. I grit my teeth at the pain, but he was going so fast that I was shivering from the pleasure in barely any time at all. I dug my hands in his wet auburn locks to keep myself steady, but it was impossible to keep still and I wasn't used to the rapid pace Hikaru was going at.

"Hika-...slow down or I'm..." I seethed, already feeling like I was at my limit. Damnit! Stop already! He nearly bit down on me, and I cried out, coming hard into his mouth. Tears had formed in my eyes at how much that had hurt and felt good, and before I could do anything Hikaru forced his cock into my mouth. "What are you doing!"

My words were incomprehensible, though, and I just decided to give in and suck him down. Unfortunately my brother was being too greedy and thrusted into me, abusing my gag reflex. Choking a little bit, I dug my nails into his hips in an attempt to keep him under control. He was right on top of me, though, and I couldn't do much. It was torturous to say the least, but I endured it until I felt him climax and ride it out before he finally pulled away.

I turned on my side, coughing pitifully. Soon I felt his strong arms around me, his face cradling in the crook of my neck. My lower regions stung a little bit and my throat felt raw. Feeling a little used and resisting the slight urge to burst out into tears, I looked up at the ceiling. What just happened, exactly? Hikaru had never been that rough before...

If these walls could talk

What would they be sayin'?

What would they be sayin'?

He wasn't asleep. I knew it. His breathing was erratic, as if he were panicking.

"...Hikaru?" I whispered. He hadn't spoken a word for a long time now. More silence passed, and then Hikaru began to tremble. I held him closer.

"Kao...Kaoru..." he stammered. I felt a drop of liquid land coldly on my shoulder. Wrenching my arms from his grip and sitting up, I moved my hands to clutch his face. In the dim moonlight I saw tears welling up in his large golden eyes. I gasped. N-no, Hika...

Don't cry...