Author's note: I don't own Spam (nor do I eat it)

"Help me!" The old Spam cried as the Paper Mache Gorilla reered up his ugly head behind old Spam.

"I'll save you!" Safety toaster cried as he lunged the Paper Mache Gorilla.

The end

Check your nearest comic book store (or just come back to fanfiction.net) for the oncoming sequal, number 3, titled 'New and Old Spam sequal 3'.

d'oh!