*it is past 1 am. hermione walks into common room (after sneaking out for a midnight snack because she missed dinner when she was patrolling the hallways to see who let off a bag of dungbombs *prefects privilage*) to see that harry, ron, fred, george, seamus, dean and neville are all watching a big screen TV. she notices the brand name is wizard's electronics and that they are all watching the japanese wizarding network. the screen is flashing wildly*
Hermione: what on earth...
harry, ron, fred, george, seamus, dean and neville (all in monotonous tone): kill the girl... kill the girl
they all lunge at hermione
Hermione: what on earth! aaah!
she falls backward, and is laying on the floor next to the big screen. they all walk toward her, zombie like, with arms outstretched. harry is foaming at the mouth. rons eyes are bulging. neville seemsto have a tic in his eye. hermione has read about what japanese cartoons can do to the brain, and reaches toward the TV to cut it off. she pushes the button, and harry, ron, fred, george, seamus, dean and neville all turn back to normal.
Ron: hermione, what are you doing on the floor???
Harry: hey, you cut off my show!
all the fourth year students walk into the common room after an astronomy lesson. they dont expect the others to be in there.
Ginny: what on earth??
Colin: shouldn't you all be asleep??
Another fourth year: ooh, a big screen TV!
Dean: lets watch some soccer!
Professor Mcgonagal enters
Professor M: now, really, what is all this noise? its after 1 am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fred: well, you see ---
George: we were just ---
Professor M: Miss Granger! you are a prefect! i would have expected you to make sure they were all in bed! you all have lessons tomorrow!
Hermione: i did not authorize this! i just got here, i ---
everyone realizes Hermione was out of bed late at night and starts asking why. Hermione launches into a big story about the dungbombs, and Professor M. sits down in a chair, clicks the TV back on, and starts to have convulsions. No one notices, they are all looking at Hermione.
Hermione: and thats why i just got back & noticed that they were all up, professor.
everyone looks at Professor M. & gasps & then looks at the TV screen. They all look away really quickly.
Harry: reducto!
he blasts the TV into bits & then everyone trudges up to their dorms, not noticing professor M. has passed out.
Hermione: what on earth...
harry, ron, fred, george, seamus, dean and neville (all in monotonous tone): kill the girl... kill the girl
they all lunge at hermione
Hermione: what on earth! aaah!
she falls backward, and is laying on the floor next to the big screen. they all walk toward her, zombie like, with arms outstretched. harry is foaming at the mouth. rons eyes are bulging. neville seemsto have a tic in his eye. hermione has read about what japanese cartoons can do to the brain, and reaches toward the TV to cut it off. she pushes the button, and harry, ron, fred, george, seamus, dean and neville all turn back to normal.
Ron: hermione, what are you doing on the floor???
Harry: hey, you cut off my show!
all the fourth year students walk into the common room after an astronomy lesson. they dont expect the others to be in there.
Ginny: what on earth??
Colin: shouldn't you all be asleep??
Another fourth year: ooh, a big screen TV!
Dean: lets watch some soccer!
Professor Mcgonagal enters
Professor M: now, really, what is all this noise? its after 1 am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fred: well, you see ---
George: we were just ---
Professor M: Miss Granger! you are a prefect! i would have expected you to make sure they were all in bed! you all have lessons tomorrow!
Hermione: i did not authorize this! i just got here, i ---
everyone realizes Hermione was out of bed late at night and starts asking why. Hermione launches into a big story about the dungbombs, and Professor M. sits down in a chair, clicks the TV back on, and starts to have convulsions. No one notices, they are all looking at Hermione.
Hermione: and thats why i just got back & noticed that they were all up, professor.
everyone looks at Professor M. & gasps & then looks at the TV screen. They all look away really quickly.
Harry: reducto!
he blasts the TV into bits & then everyone trudges up to their dorms, not noticing professor M. has passed out.