once upon a time there lived a dude named sousuke. he was a cool bean. he took pictures of his shirtless body and posted it to the internet for lykes. one day he got himself a bf super hot his name was haru. haru was very hot. super hot. so hot that sousuke found the super spicy indian curry he had on friday nights to be slightly mild because haru had made hs taste buds immune to Spice. and he had done a lot of tasting. anyway now sousuke was left with a Big Dilemma (and this wasn't like the Big Diarrhoea he got from his vindaloo curries) – did he come out as gay with his Super Hot Vindaloo Spicy bf or do he do goof and make his spicy bf wear a spicy hot dress and a wig.
eventually he decided on the second but now he had to Break The News to his bf who didn't rly care he just wanted some more vindaloo. so now sousuke had a gf instead of a bf but wait hes gay whats going on? find out next week on hollyoaks