When slicing Perry after he double doses on his Ambien fails to get her off or make her feel anything but bored and slightly guilty she realizes she'll have to find a new way to entertain herself.
The idea comes to her when she and Perry have another fight which basically amounts to him being the girl in their relationship that she decides – three martinis in, that he ought to look like the girl.
She can barely contain her giggles as she fetches a needle from Perry's sewing kit (reason #6,293 why he is the girl in their relationship)… she doesn't bother to try and ice it like she did when she did when she pierced Danni's ears –it'd only wake him up and besides, Perry's practically immune to physical pain.
She gets the needle in and out fast – with only the slightest flinch from Perry –
Getting one of her old studs in is harder… she barely manages to get the back in before he grumbles and turns away from her…
Well… if she only manages to get one in – at least she got it in the right ear…
She turns off Perry's alarm to ensure he'll have a mad dash to the hospital tomorrow – He'll wind up running out of the house tomorrow without even noticing his newest accessory.
Really, she couldn't have chosen a better ear to pierce when they're running a free STD clinic at Sacred Heart in honor of gay pride week…