Title: How to Properly Roast a Bird
Notes: K - Humor - Marco, Blackbeard/Marshall D. Teach - Complete
Summary: Add fuel to the fire. *written during the Zou Arc of the manga*
Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece or any of its characters or plot.
Puru puru puru puru.
Marco crossed the room, scratching at an itch under the bandages wrapped around his torso. He was a little wary of being contacted by someone outside of the crew, seeing how the Whitebeard Pirates' futile Payback War ended in utter disaster and humiliation.
Puru puru puru puru.
However, Marco was alone on a tiny island for the next week, and could escape through the sky if he was ambushed. So he reached for the Den Den Mushi and answered in a gruff challenging voice.
Ga-cha.
"Marco."
"POLO. Zehahahahahaha!"
The phoenix man hurled the laughing snail into the ocean.
A/N: I hope I didn't steal an already written idea. And sorry that the title and summary don't make sense. My friend thought it was funny.