Thats the twilight truth!!
Emmett: Not so long ago, in the close land of modern america
there was a golden age of powerful vampires extraordinary werewolves
and greatest and strongest of all these Vampires was the mighty Edward,
But what is the measure of a true vampie? Now, that is what our story ...
Alice: Will you listen to him?
He's making the story sound like some Big tragedy.
Rosalie: Lighten up, dude.
Bella: We'll take it from here, darling.
emmett: You go, girls ...
Rosalie: We are the Girls of the story.
Goddesses of brilliant writing and proclaimers of vampires.
Vampires like Edward.
Bella: Honey, you mean Hunkward!
I'd like to make some sweet music of it
Alice: Our story actually begins long after Edward
Not so long ago ...
Back when Bella was new
The vampire Edward was down on its luck
And everywhere normal humans
ran amok!
It was a lonely place
He was alone
whereever he stepped
Where sadness reigned and
depression and Edward never slept
And then along came Bella
She hurled her smells about
He was zapped
Locked bad fellings in a vault
They're trapped!
And on her own stopped
sadness in its tracks
And that's the twilight truth
The girl was too type A to just relax!
And that's stephs first book
edward tamed the depression
while in eternal youth
Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble
That's the twilight truth
In Olympus life was neat and
Smooth as sweet vermough
Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble
That's the twilight truth!!