Never Take a Dare from a New Smasher
Master Hand called everyone to the main hall to welcome two new Smashers. Apparently they were sisters. While they were waiting, Crazy Hand was giving a lecture about Fluffy Bunnies.
"FlUfFy BuNnIeS aRe So CuTe! YoU cAn HuG tHeM-"
"Crazy! You already said that!" Master Hand yelled.
"When will they stop fighting?" Link asked his girlfriend Zelda. She shrugged.
"Who knows?" Zelda replied. Then, there was a knock at the door.
"They're here!" Master Hand said hurrying to the door. Two girls came in through the door. The older one was wearing a ninja-like outfit (Sort of like Sheik). Her arms and legs were covered in bandages; she had a blue short sleeve t-shirt, a green vest, a green skirt, kneel leveled pants, chin length black hair, dark brown eyes and glasses. There was a katana strapped to her back.
The other one had chin length black hair like her sister except with bangs across her forehead; glasses, a red t-shirt, black pants, a black scarf and a bag filled with who-knows-what. Both were arguing about something.
"I knew we should've taken the left turn at Hyrule!" The ninja yelled.
"They were back at home?" Link said confused.
"But we should've taken the right turn at Dreamland!" the younger one yelled back. Kirby, Meta Knight and King Dedede looked at each other.
"That would've taken us to Altea!" Marth and Ike looked a bit shocked when they heard the name of their old home.
"WeLcOmE!" Crazy hand yelled. The two girls stopped fighting.
"Hello." Said the ninja. She gave them a small smile.
"YO!" the younger one yelled. The ninja shook her head.
"Welcome to the Smash Mansion. I'm Master Hand and this idiot beside me is Crazy Hand, my younger brother." Master Hand greeted. He turned to everyone else. "This ninja is Shinobu and the younger one is Setsuko." Pit went flying to them joyfully.
"My name is Pit Icarus! It's nice to meet you two!" he said shaking each of their hands.
"It is nice to meet you too Pit." Shinobu said calmly. Setsuko nodded. She looked around and saw Meta Knight.
"EEEEKKK!" She jumped behind her sister. "I'm scared of him." She whispered to her sister. Shinobu only rolled her eyes. Pit looked at them questionably.
"Is she okay?" Pit asked Shinobu. She shrugged.
"I have no idea." She answered. Zelda, Peach and Samus (In her Zero Suit) came up to them.
"Are you okay?" Zelda asked gently. Peach pulled Setsuko from behind Shinobu.
"Are you afraid of Meta Knight?" Samus asked. Setsuko nodded. Kirby came bouncing up to them.
"Poyo, Poyo, Poyoyo! (Don't be afraid of Meta-kun. He won't bite!)" Kirby said reassuringly.
"Yes, I will." Meta Knight said.
"AAAAAHHHHHH! I'M AFRAID OF HIM!" Setsuko jump behind Peach. Kirby ran to Meta Knight and smacked him on the head.
"POYO! Poyo, poyo, poyoyo, poyo!(META-KUN! Don't scare the new smasher!)" Kirby scolded. Meta Knight grumbled.
"Uh…Okay then. Link, Young Link, Toon Link and Pit, can you show the new Smashers to their rooms?" Master Hand asked. They nodded. Pit grabbed Shinobu's hand.
"C'mon! You're room is in between mine and Marth's!" Pit started to fly up. Shinobu kept bumping into statues, stairwells and trophies.
"PIT! Let me down!" Shinobu yelled.
"Wha-t?" Pit accidently let go and Shinobu came tumbling down the stairs. Once she hit the floor, Zelda, Link, Toon Link, Young Link, Marth, Pit, Setsuko and Dr. Mario came running (or flying to her).
"Oh my goddesses! I'm so sorry Shinobu!" Pit yelled. Shinobu got up dizzyingly.
"I'm okay." She said. There was a bump forming on her head.
"She-a seems to-a be okay." Dr. Mario said after checking the bump. Zelda sighed in relief.
"That is good." Marth said. Shinobu noticed his Japanese accent.
"Konichiwa." She said to Marth.
"You know Japanese?" He asked surprised.
"Just a bit." She answered back. She got up normally.
"That's impressive for a young shinobi(ninja). You recover quickly. No wonder your name is endurance." Marth said.
"Arigato. Onamae wa nan desu ka? (What is your name?)" Shinobu asked him.
"Watashi wo namae Marth desu. (My name is Marth.)" He answered her back.
"Hajimemashite Marth-san.(Nice to meet you Marth-san.)"
"Well, when you're done talking in Japanese, Marth, can you and Pit show Shinobu to her room?" Master Hand asked. Marth nodded. He and Pit walked her up the stairs and to the third floor. Link, Young Link and Toon Link turned to Setsuko.
"Come, we'll show you your room." Link said. Toon Link grabbed Setsuko hand.
"Hi! I'm Toon Link, but you can just call me Toony. My oldest brother Link knows the way to your room because his girlfriend's room is right beside yours!" Toon Link said happily.
"TOONY!" Link yelled while blushing.
"Whatever, let's go take her to her room lover boy…" Young Link snickered.
"SHUT UP YOUNG! BOTH OF YOU ARE LOVER BOYS TOO, BECAUSE YOU GOT YOUNG ZELDA AND TETRA!" Link screamed.
"BIG BROTHER!" Young Link and Toon Link shrieked. Setsuko just watched the madness. It just reminds her of this old comedy "The Three Stooges".
"Can we just go now?" Setsuko asked. All three froze still pulling each other's hair.
"Oh, sure let's go everyone!" Link said. Zelda just sighed.
"Oh, here we go again." She muttered. They all finally went to Setsuko's room. Kirby was running to Setsuko.
"POYO! Poyo yoyo, poyo, poyoyo? (Hi Setsuko! Did you know you're also beside my room and Meta-kun is beside mine?)" Kirby said gleefully. Setsuko turned pale as she saw Meta Knight getting in his room.
"AHHHHHHH! GET ME IN THIS STUPID ROOM!" she yelled banging on the door. Then the door flung open and jumped in.
"Hey, my luggage is already here!" Setsuko said as she saw her luggage lying on the bed. Master Hand flew to Setsuko.
"Are you ready for your first battle?" Master Hand asked.
"No."
"You are battling whether you like it or not!"
"Okay…"
"Good! Your first opponent is Meta Knight!"
"I hate my life…I hate it, I hate it, I hate it." Setsuko muttered as she saw Meta Knight behind the door.
"Are you ready?" Master hand said cheerfully.
"No…Please don't make me fight the Masked Man of Doom!" Setsuko muttered to Master Hand. Meta Knight swiftly charged at Poor Setsuko.
"You are fighting me whether you like it or not. Got it?" Meta Knight said putting his sword close to her neck.
"Yes…Okay…" She squeaked. Meta Knight put away his sword.
"Good." Meta Knight said.
"Come on you two! You guys are fighting at the Halberd stage!" Master hand grabbing Setsuko to the battle field.
Why does Master hand have to make me fight at his stage too?
Meanwhile, Shinobu was talking to Pit then saw Setsuko getting pulled by Master hand while Meta Knight is following along.
"Strange…Is My sister going to fight?" Shinobu said to herself.
"Hey Shinobu! Look at this, Setsuko is fighting Meta knight at the Halberd! Isn't it great?" Pit said showing Shinobu her sister preparing to fight in the big screen.
"Oh…My…Poseidon!" Shinobu said in shock.
"What's wrong? Aren't you supposed to be proud of your sister for fighting the one of greatest swordsman of the Smash mansion?" He said to her happily.
"Oh goddesses, you don't know how she is when she's scared." Shinobu said darkly.
"What?"
"You'll see when the fight starts…"
(The Halberd)
"Let the match, BEGIN!" Master hand announced.
"Come on; show me what you're made of." Meta Knight said. Setsuko gulped with her feet shaking.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET ME ALIVE! NEVER! BECAUSE I'M SCARED AND FAST!" Setsuko screamed as she runs extremely unpredictably fast.
"Come back and fight me!" Meta Knight yelled chasing her. Crazy hand found the perfect chase song and played it. It was the "Yakkity Sax" song from the Benny Hill theme song. Many people sweat dropped from that song. Setsuko keeps picking up banana peels and throwing it at Meta Knight which he kept slipping on.
"Ha, ha, ha you can't catch me! EEKKKKK!" Meta Knight threw his sword at Setsuko which she dodged.
"Stop making me like a fool!" Meta Knight yelled as he got his sword back. Then they both saw a smash ball. Meta Knight hit it with his sword, it wobbled. Setsuko hits it with her fist 2 times and got it. She saw Meta Knight going after her. Then unleashed her Final Smash move.
"Time for me, to SHINE!" Setsuko called out. She let out a piercing and deafening note that threw Meta Knight off the stage.
"GAME!" Master Hand called out. Then a trophy of Meta Knight appeared.
"I can't believe I won and…Hey, what does this do?" Setsuko said reaching to touch the trophy.
"DON'T TOUCH THE BASE, SETSUKO!" everyone screamed except Master Hand.
"What will happen if I touch the base?" Setsuko asked.
"He'Ll CoMe To LiFe!" Crazy Hand said.
"Setsuko, no matter how scared you are with Meta Knight, you have to shake hands with him, so touch the base." Master hand said. Setsuko nodded. She lightly tapped the base of Meta Knight's trophy. The trophy glowed and Meta Knight appeared.
"My ears…" he moaned.
"Is there a doctor in the house?" Setsuko asked. Dr. Mario came forward and checked Meta Knight's ears.
"He's-a fine. Just-a little bit-a deaf. His-a hearing will-a come back-a soon." The doctor said. A few seconds later, Meta Knight's hearing came back.
"Uh…Peace?" Setsuko held out her hand.
"Hn. Fine. Peace." Meta Knight shook her hand. Shinobu narrowed her eyes.
"He's lying." She said to herself.
"You can tell too?" Lucario went up to her.
"You can speak?" Shinobu asked.
"Yes. I could also tell that Meta Knight hates your sister. She has a nice aura though. It's…energetic." Lucario said.
"Of course. She's a hyperactive sugarball." Shinobu said.
"You have a nice aura too. It's calm and serious." Lucario said.
"Thank you." Shinobu said.
"Hey guys!" Setsuko skipped happily towards her sister.
"Setsuko, I think Meta Knight-WATCH OUT!" Shinobu and Lucario pushed her away from a falling sandbag.
"It's Meta Knight." Lucario said pointing up. Everyone looked up and saw Meta Knight hiding in the chandelier.
"Uh…hi." He said waving.
"Poyo!(Hi Meta-kun!)" Kirby yelled waving.
"Just great Setsuko, you made an enemy on your first day." Shinobu said. Pit patted her shoulder.
"Don't worry Shinobu! She and Meta Knight will be friends in no time!" he said.
"I still think that she needs a bodyguard." Shinobu muttered.
"Don't worry kid. She'll be fine." Ike walked up to Pit and Shinobu. "I'm Ike by the way. Your name's Shinobi right?"
"Nice to meet you Ike. But, my name's Shinobu." Shinobu said.
"Sorry, I just heard Marth call you that." Ike said ruffling her hair.
"Shinobi is okay. It just means ninja in Japanese." Shinobu explained.
"Okay then. See you later Shinobu." Ike walked away. A little red snake came slithering to Shinobu. She picked it up curiously.
"What is a snake doing here?" She asked Pit.
"Where's my snake?" a young blonde boy was running around with a kid in a baseball cap.
"Hey, is this yours?" Shinobu came up to the boy and crouched down to his size. She held up the snake.
"Yes. I use him in battle. My name is Lucas." Said the boy as he took his snake back.
"I'm Ness." The other boy said. "Thanks for finding it."
"Your welcome. By the way, I'm Shinobu." She shook each of their hands. "Take care of it."
"We will!" Ness and Lucas ran off in the other direction.
"Good kids." Shinobu muttered.
"Bye Lucas, bye Ness!" Setsuko yelled.
"You still need a bodyguard." Shinobu commented.
"Poyo! Poyo!(Me! I'll do it!)" Kirby said.
"Okay." Shinobu said.
"Well done Setsuko. Here's your payment." Master Hand handed her 30 coins.
"Sweet!" Setsuko put her money in bag.
"Young Shinobi? What's in that bag of hers?" Marth asked Shinobu.
"Medicine and survival stuff." She replied simply.
"Is that really what she keeps inside there?" Samus asked. Shinobu nodded.
"That's it for today!" Master Hand said. Everyone nodded. They went to their rooms tired from the eventful day.
Setsuko: I am scared. I wished I never accepted the contract.
Shinobu: Too bad, now you're here! No turning back now, eh?
Kirby: Poyo yoyoyo (Don't worry, nobody will hurt you!)
Setsuko: Everyone, DUCK! (pushed down Shinobu and Kirby as sword zipped passed them)
Shinobu: (looked at the sword) that's definitely Meta Knight's…
Meta Knight: Sorry, tried to throw it at Pit! (So close!)
Setsuko: Please review or Meta Knight will throw his big…Sharp…Sword…I'm going to bed, going to hide under my covers and lock the door…Not coming out…Bye! (dashes to her room)