"You won't guess what I just saw!" Dash Max blurted on, practically stumbling into the office room. The Rakers were both out, so it was just his own companions, Drill and Sky. The two were louging with their paperwork, Drill Max organizing his notes and Skymax mapping out destinations.
"If you caught Fighbird talking to inatimate objects again, we're not interested," Sky Max drawled, his optics rolling.
"Better!" the excited racer smirked. "Though he is involved…"
"When's he not involved?" scoffed Drill Max, setting his work on the desk.
Exasperated, Dash max flopped into his chair. "You don't understand!" he complained. "It wasn't just Fighbird, it was Exkaiser too."
The other two paused and looked up at their third. An unspoken "oh" resounded between them, and Dash Max smirked at the now undivided attention. He kept them on the edge of their seats for a while, examining the paint on his fingertips before continuing.
"There were out training, and, well… something happened." He paused, dramatic effect and all, until Drill Max punched his arm. "Ouch! Okay okay. I guess Fighbird was getting discouraged because he wasn't very handy with this blocking technique, and Exkaiser decided he say something encouraging. So our dim little jet mech wanted to thank him. They were in their big 'bot forms, yeah? Faceplates? It's really comical, Fighbird tried to kiss him but the masks got in the way—"
"W-What?" Sky Max stuttered, blushing from secondhand embarassment. "You're… You're kidding, no way. No."
"I'm serious, he was just bumping the plates together like he forgot they were there!"
Drill Max howled with laughted. "I bet Exkaiser was blowing a gasket, you know how anxious he gets about PDA—let alone something as precious as that."
"Oh he was, his optics were as bright as Beetleguese," confirmed the yellow mech, snickering. "But after a little bit he started to get real tense and such. I heard him purring, do you know that I won't be able to face him for a while? And then-"
Sky Max waved frantically. That was quite enough for him. "Please stop, I have shift with both of them tomorrow, stop—"
"They started to roll around on the field together—"
"No—"
"And did you know those forms have panels too—"
"STOP IT!" Sky Max tossed a planetary globe at a cackling Dash.