I do NOT own Deadpool or any part of his franchise! I just added my own characters and things.
He was shot by so many rounds from the nameless henchmens rifles that the bullet-casings sounded like a roaring waterfall, yet he continued on his mission. His red suit hid the blood that he felt trickling down the different parts of his body from the wounds. 'Wow, this is getting annoying. We should get to the end.' He thought as he ran, 'We would get there faster if they would stop shooting.' His inner voices chatted as he burst through the doorway, aiming a single bullet at the man in the black business suit.
"Alright there stubby, let's get you to my contractor." He hummed happily as he kicked out the window and flew towards the ground. 'Weee!' 'Weeee!' His inner voices were having a blast as they all descended towards the sewer opening he had left waiting for them. A large rubber bounce house was waiting for them to land on. "Well that was fun! Can I get a re-do?!" He shouted to no one in particular. "What do you mean 'no one' you're obviously watching." He whirled around and faced in front of him. "That's right, you! I'm talking to you. How's it going?" He adopted a flirty manner. "Flirty manner? Baby, I am a grade A flirt master!" He held up his muscular arms, "Alright. You're not getting it." He took a dive and slammed into a screen. "Oh my nose. I should've seen that." 'There are smudged finger prints on her screen. How did you not see that?' His inner monologue questioned, 'She seems confused.' "Hold on. Move over." The red suited man took out his gun and fired at the screen.
Female screams erupted from where he had fired, "I told you to move. I warned you. I didn't even hit you. Can you stop typing long enough to calm down?" 'Maybe she has to record everything she does like that movie about the guy that has short term memory loss.' One of his inner voices offered, 'She can ever hear us. Maybe she has mind reading abilities' "Nah, she's the author. She knows everything that's going on here. So...mind scooting over to make some room?" He said as he climbed through the shattered glass frame.