AN: God, this is such crack. XD I'm such a dork. Anyway, on with this madness!

"You've seriously never had one?" Alex asked Damian.

I stepped out of the bathroom, drying my hands on my skirt before fixing my ponytail, a fountain of my copper hair draping over my arm as I did. "Had what?"

"A banana," Lindsay giggled.

I stared blankly. "What?"

"Why is that such a big deal?" Damian asked, throwing his hands up.

"It's an American thing," Samuel said from where he was lying, leaning up on his elbows, next to Damian.

"No, it's not," Matheus said from the bed next to theirs, amused. "I had them before I came here."

"South America is not the same as western Europe," Sam pointed out.

"Alright, fine," the Brazilian said, rolling his eyes.

"You're having one," I said decidedly. We were hanging out in the girls' room for once, so I walked over to my bed, pulled one from the cluster that was lying on top of a relatively messy pile of my stuff, walked back over, and all but shoved it in his face.

He blinked, his eyes crossing to see the yellow shape. "You keep bananas in the room?"

"Have you not seen her earrings?" Hannah asked, smiling at him.

I flipped my ponytail back over my shoulder in an Emily-esque fashion and pointed to the one on my right.

"I've seen them," he said, his eyes on my face again, "I just didn't think you were this obsessed."

"I'm not obsessed!" I said indignantly.

"Yes, you are, Marissa," Lindsay and Hannah chorused.

"How so?" I asked, crossing my arms and therefore hooking the banana around my side.

"For one thing, you keep a bunch of them with your stuff," Lindsay said, looking amused.

"And you talk about them all the time," Hannah said, obviously holding back a laugh.

I frowned. "Fine," I grumbled, putting fruit back. When I stood back up, I finally noticed Cameron, his eyes closed, completely zoned into his iPod.

I walked over. "Uh, Cam?"

His eyes opened and looked up at me. "Oh, hey, Marissa," he said, taking his earbuds out.

"Not participating in the conversation?" I asked, amused.

"No," he deadpanned.

"Why not?" I asked, now a bit confused.

"He's been out since we started this," Matheus explained.

"It was more how the conversation started," Lindsay pointed out. "Like, how we got on the topic."

"How'd you get onto the topic?" I asked, noticing Cameron had put his earbuds back in.

"It's pairability week," Sam said. "How you think we got to talking about bananas?"

AN: You have to have a bit of a dirty mind to get that last part... ^^; And I know it would've worked better with Sexuality, but Marissa wasn't there, so...

And, seriously, he's never tried one. XD

Anway, R&R!