Dear Paul Blart... your time at the mall in West Orange, New Jersey, has inspired us. We want you to become part of the Super Smash Brothers organization. All you have to do... is keep track of the newly constructed mall. We would appreciate it immensely.

Signed, Master Hand.

"...oh yeah!" Paul Blart exclaimed as he was so overjoyed, he could faint. Which he did, because quite frankly... well, uh... he was fat.

Anyway, as soon as Paul Blart gathered enough things, he headed through a warp portal created on the spot by Master Hand, appearing at the new gigantic mall dedicated to everything related to Smash Bros. Although Paul was taken aback by how many different... creatures populated the place.

"Hoo boy." Paul stated as he rode on his mini scooter, shaking his head as he adjusted his officer mall shirt. "Look at all this, great scott..." He took a good gander at the various different folk, and the various stores populating the mall. "This... is going to be heavy."

The mall cop that proudly went by the name Paul Blart was quite taken aback by just how huge this mall was. The man in charge knew that he would have to bring his endgame since this mall was more fantastical and off the walls than the one of which he was used to back in Jersey.

"This is going to end badly," Arceus said as he was hanging around with a bunch of his fellow friends, sitting just outside a cafe as they were having snacks and drinking different drinks as the Pokemon God watched Paul Blart proudly walk towards the mall.

"What makes you say that?" Gruntilda Winkybunion sarcastically asked as the green witch adjusted her purple scarf, knowing that she didn't need to hear an answer.

"Something about this story seems like it's filler... but then again, isn't that what all fanfiction is?" Space Ghost pointed out as he held a newspaper in his hands, looking through it as he could see a small section of it containing the script for this tale.

"You think that's weird," Peter Griffin said as he was bringing up a cutaway gag in order for him to get his Family Guy Funny Moments out of his system. "Remember the time I became a mall cop?"

Peter was with Dry Bowser and several other different Nintendo enemies as they were all cops for the Quahog Mall, with the head of the Griffin family being the leader as he looked in, to see everything pitch black, although he noticed various shadows.

"I got him on my sights," Peter insisted as he held his gun in his hands.

"You better not miss," Dry Bowser hissed while adjusting his cop helmet.

Peter nodded, and he proceeded to shot at the shadows. The other cops followed his lead, and they were successful in liberating the mall... until a shadowy version of Peter came and knocked Mr. Griffin out cold, stealing his gun and shooting all the other cops to death, except for Dry Bowser who was reduced to a pile of bones as usually expected for the skeletal reptile.

"...what was that for?" Arceus questioned as he and the others looked at the fat man with glasses plus brown hair while in a white shirt and green pants oddly.

Peter shrugged. "I don't know, I felt like saying it." He then began to giggle.