Well I finally managed to get the first chapter up! whoot! Ok, I have no clue how long this is going to be but I think it will be long. Please enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!
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Beauty opened her eyes. She was stood on a field of buttercups. Sat somewhere in front of her was Gasser. He was watching Bobobo, Don Patch and Jelly messing around somewhere in front of him.
"Hey Gas-Can," said Beauty, walking over to Gasser and sitting next to him. He didn't say anything. In fact it was if he was ignoring the fact that she was there. "Gas-Can?" Still, Beauty did not get a reply from Gasser.
"Hey Gasser! Come over here! We got something for ya!" shouted Don Patch, holding something behind his back.
"No way! You said that to me yesterday and when I went over to you, you threw a pie in my face!" snapped Gasser.
"Really? When did he do that?" asked Beauty. Gasser still didn't seem to realize that she was there. He got up and walked over to Don Patch who was about to throw another pie in his face when Gasser kicked him into space.
"Gas-Can, that was mean!" shouted Beauty. She got up and began running over to where her friends where. But right before she reached them, everything around Beauty began to melt. "Ah! What's going on?"
Soon, everything around Beauty was black. She couldn't see a thing. She was so scared that she was practically shaking. She sat down on what looked like the floor but since it was black like everything else it was hard to tell if there were any walls or anything. Anyway, she sat down on the floor and hugged her knees.
"Aw, there's no need to be scared," a voice said. Beauty quickly stood up when she heard it.
"Who are you and what's going on?" demanded Beauty.
The man stepped forward, revealing his piercing green eyes and orange hair that reached his shoulders. He wore a red long-sleeved shirt, black pants and black shoes.
"I asked you a question," barked Beauty. "Who are you and what's going on?"
"My name is of no use to you," the man said. "But someday you will join me in defeating Bobobo and his pathetic friends!"
"WHAT!? I'd never do that. Bobobo is my friend and I would never hurt a friend!"
"That's what they all say. So pitiful."
"I demand to know your name NOW!"
The man smirked then disappeared. Beauty turned around. Stood behind her was a girl about the age of seven. She had light pink hair that reached her waist, red eyes and had two white horns sticking out of the top of her head. Beauty began walking over to her.
"Beauty wait!" cried a voice. Beauty turned around to see Gasser running up to her.
"Gas-Can? What is it?" asked Beauty.
"That girl is extremely dangerous. We have to get out of here."
Gasser grabbed Beauty's hand and quickly began to run. The scenery changed from black to an old town. Buildings had collapsed years ago and the entire place looked dark.
"We should be safe here," said Gasser, letting go of Beauty's hand.
"Gas-Can, who was that girl?" asked Beauty.
"She's a diclonius. D-I-C-L-O-N-I-U-S. Diclonius."
"What's a diclonius?"
"They're basically a breed of horned humans that have invisible arms called vectors that they use to move things. Or, as what they mainly use their vectors for is killing mankind."
"And that's what made her dangerous?"
"Exactly."
"But I must admit, she seemed pretty adorable."
"Most of them use their cuteness to distract people while they're actually about to kill them."
"Hard to believe someone that cute was a cold killer."
"She is. You can usually tell if a girl's a diclonius. They have pink hair and red eyes."
"What about male?"
". . . They have the horns on their head. . ."
"Wait a minute Gas-Can. Do you even know how to recognize male ones?"
"Well. . . It's just male ones usually have white hair and golden eyes."
"Gas-Can. . ."
"NO! It's not what you think!"
"That's a relief."
"Oh no."
"What?"
"Oh no! No!"
"What?"
"Beauty! There's not much time left! I just want you to promise me something. No matter how hard things get, never and I mean never join them."
"Whose them?"
Gasser looked behind him, then back at Beauty. He shook his head slightly then covered her eyes with his hand. Then, the sound of someone screaming could be heard and Beauty could feel some liquid hit her face.
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Dengakuman's Detour
Dengakuman- Hi there! Welcome to Dengakuman's Detour! The part of the show where we get to learn more about the characters from this series. Today, I am going to tell you a little about Beauty in this series. As you know, she is the sane one of the group, always taking things seriously. I like to imagine her as the voice over the hot-headed boys.
Don Patch- HEY SINCE WHEN HAVE I BEEN HOT-HEADED?!!
Dengakuman- Please, Don Patch, you're ruining the part of the series when I make my appearances.
Beauty- But why'd you choose me?
Dengakuman- Well I wanted to do a girl but I couldn't decide. So I chose the one with the smallest bust.
Beauty- WHAAAT!!!!
Dengakuman- Wait! I already told the audience that you're the one who isn't hot-headed. If you keep acting that way then I'll be cancelled for sure! And I was only kidding about the smallest bust part. I've actually seen.
Beauty- WHAAT! YOU PERVET!!
Dengakuman- It isn't my fault! Gasser was the one who showed me the picture!!
Beauty- GAS-CAN!! GET HERE NOW!!!
Beauty starts chasing Gasser.
Dengakuman- Well folks that's all we have time for today. See you in the next 'Dengakuman's Detour'. Bye bye!
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Ok, Dengakuman's Detour is just a little thing I made up as an extra. I may put some Mini Screens in as well. Mini Screens are just mini stories that usually have nothing to do with the series.