This is in 1st person, but it will switch between 2 of my O.C's- Kanaka or Kana (who is speaking in this part) and Megumi or Megu. When Kana is thinking it will be in red and for Megu it will be dark blue

"KYAAAA!" Megu-chan and I screamed as we watched the latest episode of Saiyuki.

"Who's your favorite?" I yelled, still ecstatic for no real reason.

"SANZO! Omg he's seeeexy!" Megumi yelled. She's obsessed with Sanzo...well I can't say much for myself, I LOOOOOOOOV Goku. We're really obsessed...doctors would say it's unhealthy. Anyway, I'm Kanaka Kisunaki. I'm 17 and I live with my Best friend (or fiend; she's abusive) Megumi Mansanogi. She's 20...on her way to collage, the butt. We're both punk/goth...whatever. She has this thing for blonde guys and guns (Sanzo). Anyway...

"Kana-chan" Megu whined "How do you get your hair so nice and soft?" She was lying on her back and playing with my hair.

"I wash it, unlike you, lazy fish" I was trying to work on my homework since we had spent the last 4 hours watching and re-watching the new Saiyuki episode.

"AHH DONT HIT ME!" I yelled when she raised her fist to my arm.

"I wasn't going to! There was a bug on your arm." She said with a sinister smile. She returned to her place on the floor. OK. I have math and science done, now history. Where's my Kyo hat.

"Kana, when does your next pay check come in?" Megumi asked while biting her nails.

"Why?" I asked, pulling my Kyo-hat over my eyebrows.

"'Cuz I spent our rent money on our new TV..." she said...smiling. I was about to smash her face in, I was so ticked.

"WHAT THE HELL WHERE YOU THINKING!" I screamed as I beat on her head like a drum.

"I-eeh rrrrrr" she thought for a minute "I wanted to see Sanzo's sexy-ness on a bigger TV?"

"WRONG ANSWER!" we jumped up at the same time

"YAHHHH!" I chased her around our apartment, then she grabbed the fire poker.

"Hey, when did we get that?"

"oh- this?" she stared to get nervous "I used the change from the TV to buy it :sweat:"

"WE DONT EVEN HAVE A FRIGGIN' FIRE PLACE!"

later

"Good night Kana-chan" Megumi-poo said in her 'I'm sorry, I love you but not as much as Sanzo voice'

"Yeah whatever." I rolled over and drifted into sleep.

The next morning I woke up to the sound of my alarm clock- BEAMP! BEAMP! - blaring in my ear. As I returned to the real world, which was about to become really weird, I notice the room felt...crowded.

"Huh?" I mumbled. I reached to turn off the alarm, which usually sat to my left, opposite the futon of my careless roommate. But I dint feel a plastic button, I felt skin. My eyes bolted open and there sleeping peacefully, was-

"GOKU!" I yelled and jumped 10 feet up, hitting the ceiling.

"Wha?" goku woke up. Omg he's so KAWAIII! I looked over at Megumi. And-holy monkeys!

"SANZO!" I yelled and passed out, falling on Goku. Megumi woke up from hearing Sanzo's name. She didn't even have to roll over. There he was, right in front of her.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OMG OMG OH MY GOD!" she wasn't breathing. "SANZO! OMG SANZO SANZO SANZO!" apparently he woke up and was reeeely ticked off.

"Who the hell is making all that noise!" he looked up at the spastic, blushing, hyperventilating, girl in her handmade Sanzo undies and a band-T.

"GAH! SANZO! Get her off!" Goku pleaded for Sanzo's help in trying to remove my lifeless body from him.

"I HAVE MY OWN GOD-DANM PROBLEM OVER HERE!" he yelled back, slightly blushing after seeing Megu in her 'fan undies'. He pointed his banishing gun at Megumi. She instantly sat down, still flabbergasted but slightly chilled.

"Now if you don't tell me where we are and why your panties have my face plastered all over them, I'm gonna have to use force." Megumi probably peed her Sanzo undies.

"I-I-I- LOVE YOU SANZO!" she yelled and almost stared crying and laughing at the same time. He was very shocked and taken-a-back by this that he fired his gun. Don't worry, the idiot in her panties is still alive, but the wall has a hole in it now.